forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Here's some out-of-context WW3 quotes from my APUSH and Health classes:
"I can't get drafted since I'll be busy at Pence's summer camps."

"bOnE sPuRs"

"So the US did a stupid."

"What if they nuked Yellowstone?"

"We're fine, who's gonna bomb southern Wisconsin?"
"People aiming for Chicago."
"Guess I'll move north."

"The UP, which should be its own state-"

"I want interstate combat to be legalized so Wisconsin can seize the UP." (Said friend is from the UP btw)
"What if someone tried to take over Rhode Island?"
"Fuck Rhode Island, they deserve it."
"NO!"

"Or as I like to call it, 'World War Three, Straight To DVD'-"

“NO MY STRAIGHT!”

Waaaay too cheerily
"NUCLEAR WINTER!!!"

"THERE'S RAISINS IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!!"

"It can't just slip in and slip out"

"It can't just slip in and slip out"

I'm so sorry lol

"It can't just slip in and slip out"

I'm so sorry lol

don't be

“I hate you?! You’re such a picachu!
Gasp “excuse you! I’m a charmander!”

"WHERE ORANGE MAN?"

Luigi
Got
Big
Tiddies

"Damn, she SLIM THICC"

“Parent isn’t here…”
“you know what you need to do..”
“Eewyup.”
Pulls out water gun

E

"Do alligators have DNA?"

Tell them no. It's just humans and one nonliving things

"Simon, stop sucking"

To the tune of "Candy" by Doja Cat

"I can be your Google when you're searching for the answers."

"I mean one man's trash is another man's treasure…"

"AND ONE MAN'S PAIN IS ANOTHER MAN'S PLEASURE!"

"He was definitely homosexual"

"She was definitely not the type of girl to go around shooting an elderly homosexual"

"Shank shank shank-"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm shanking them."

Instead of ready ready you get stabby stabbyied

“that feeling when you catch a bullet with your throat and rupture your larynx”
“anybody got a chest tube”

“Yeah this nurse is awesome, she started playing sans theme song while she was treating me”