My name's Impossible
I find that avoiding bigotry is optimal
The amount of times I've had panic attacks is almost comical
I find that my stress is like a chemical
Such as bleach or maybe something else quite whimsical
I'm trying really really really hard to rhyme
Oh hey look I'm running out of time
But hey just let me tell you that I'm bi
Sayonara, bon voyage, goodbye
I'm here. I'm queer. cough genderfluid cough fite me
Why fight? Make hug (not make love, there are asexual frens hanging around this thread who I don't wanna offend and also dats just weird lol) not war. I'm fine with you being queer, you are unique and amazing and your continued existence makes the world a better place.
Fluid to be more specific heh, the pansexual genderfluid beaaaaaaan
Fluid, sorry. I shall remember that.
I'm here. I'm queer. cough genderfluid cough fite me
Yooooo fluid brutha/sistah/sibling
Ayyyy
hi im gay,
and my dogs are cute today.
Dogs are cute everyday
Cats are decidedly cuter. Sorry, not really a dog person, I don't mean to offend anyone here who does like them. You do you. I respect your preferences and opinions.
I love both cats and dogs. cats are cute in a graceful, elegant way, and dogs are cute in a adorable, wild way
Also, off topic, but John Barrowman is the gayest gay to ever have gayed in the history of gay. Just saying. Also if anyone finds this remark offensive, my apologies. I just love how he's just really open about his sexuality and chill and is master of the art of comedy. What? I think his jokes are funny. Also, he is fabulous in heeled shoes and you're not allowed to argue with me on that one.
Yeah sorry had to rant a bit.
slowly walks out because embarrassment
How did I forget John Barrowman was gay?? I was legit confused while reading that bc I was thinking of Captain Jack Harkness (who I'm pretty sure is pan) before remembering that the actor is actually gay
Captain Jack Harkness is actually Omnisexual, which is like being Pan but being attracted to anyone and everyone and anyone and anything regardless of age, gender, race, number of freckles, species, etc.
But hey, no problem. We all know John Barrowman is fabulous, so don't sweat it.
Oh I didn't know that was a word lmao
i. am. dying.
Oh no! You need to call a hospital right away if you are! Oh, wait, you probably mean dying of laughter don't you?
no, i just went on a 4 hour hike.
Dying of hiking then, got it.
Um, does asexual count as LGBT?
Probably not.
I'll go, then.
It counts, welcome to the… family? Nah. Erm… group of awkward antisocial author-y individuals? That's the best I can come up with, so let's go with that.
HELLO
MY
AAAI!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA?
awkward antisocial author-y individuals
yes. that is what we are.