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@Kie group

Earlier today.

Context: My Discord nickname on the server is "Josephyne but not Joestar"

T: Why not Joestar?
Me: Because I just ain't a Joestar
Wait actually gimme a sec I wanna look something up.
T: I'm waiting
Me: I searched but none of my questions were answered.
T: What was your question?
Me: I wanted to know if I could legally change my last name to Joestar.
T: You can legally change your name to anything if you're old enough or have parental consent.
Me: Well I know what I'm doing once I get out of the house. Maybe.
T: You should do it for the memes. Can I start calling you JoJo?
Me: YES bruh imagine I'm in college or smth and everyone calls me JoJo then they find out my last name is Joestar.

@Pickles group

(lmao that was probably going to be the end of the conversation except maybe "yeah that's upsetting" on my end and possibly some awkward bck and forth agreement because that's how half my conversations with Nie go)

@Kie group

Somewhere
In a very sketchbook of mine
I have a red-brown smear
and under it I wrote
'Red pen? Red paint? NOPE. IT'S BLOOD'
I'll try to find it

I'm slightly intrigued.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Somewhere
In a very sketchbook of mine
I have a red-brown smear
and under it I wrote
'Red pen? Red paint? NOPE. IT'S BLOOD'
I'll try to find it

I'm slightly intrigued.

Please note
I was like 10 at the time

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

So last night, my best friend started watching BNHA and I woke up to this:

I AM HAVING A PROPER FULl-ON SHIPPING CHRISIS
I HAVENT SLEPT FOR A FULL NIGHT IN 2 DAYS
AND I HAVENT EATEN SINCE YESTERDAY
I NEED HELP
;-;
….
KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KAAACCCCHHHAAAAAAAAANNN
HE IS SO
GOD
DAMM
CUTE
KYAAAHhh!!
i am fangirling so hard
i need sleep
my eye bags are so large
BUT hE is so HOT
I cANT
Omg when you read these tomorrow your gonna make fun of me
just make sure that if you do, read ALL OF MY FANGIRL COMMENS
KYaHAH Kacchaaaann!!!
SCREW IT
I AM ON HIS SIDE
SORRY DEKU
BUT KACCHAN
IS MY
BOI
KYAA
BAKUGOOO
YOU ARE SO CUTE
AHUNDKJLdbefwhboq3gylvreiwha FQBP VIHDLsb
fhboefbhebfuip
hufewiqdbsj'

@GoblinKing

a: so i bought 4 new chickens
e: ebbsbs oh yeah gimme da chickwsn
a: IF WE BRIN THEM IN THEY OLANE THEYLL EXPLODE
f: HUH
a: THEYRE TOO SMALL BRAINED
I THINK
THE PRESSURE WILL KILL THEM
I THINK
f: NOOOO!!!
e: {??!!!!$%
GUESS WHO GOTTA SEE
MY DAD CAN FLY A PLANE
f: NO
THIS IS UNETHICAL
e: nah cause they shouldnt explode
UNTIL WE TAKE EM 28 G'S
HELL YEAH BABY

@Musical_Queen

Between me (M) and my friend (F)

(M): Why are all of the boys in my history class stupid?
(F): Pray Tell
(M): All of they boys wrote a response on how if Reagan hadn't used a lot of money and pushed the country into greater debt to stop communism, then the world would have ended when all of our notes said communism was declining and would have died in a year or two anyways.
(F): Yeah, men are prideful
(M): not all men, But at least 90% on american men look like I shot them with my gun that they voted for me to be able to buy without a background check and am able to freely carry into their weak pride.
(F)" Their pride is in worse shape than the national debt

@Pickles group

(has anyone else just sat on the website for it and watched the national debt go up for a solid five minutes or is that just me?)

@saor_illust school

Participants: A friend (Q) and another fren (S)
Date: March 5th 2020, at around 1-1.30am or so

Q
bleh
shadow
you like sw [she's referring to starwars]

S
Again I will neither confirm nor deny

Q
you totally like it
why else would you put confirm first?

S
Would you like deny to go in front of confirm?

Q
no
your first answer is the truth

Deleted user

"YOU SIR ARE A COWARD!!"
"Go to sleep."
"NEGH, I AM NO COWARD! UNLIKE YOU, YOU SPINELESS INVERTABRAY!"
"You don't- Go to sleep. We have class in the morning dumbass."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

oh delicate lace, of threads intertwine, a gossamer web, of wondrous design, such beautiful things that nature produces, look at the spiders suck out the bug juices.

Guys, gals and non-binary pals, I present to you, my brother's friend.