forum Late-Night or just plain strange text convos, please

Started March 16, 2020 by Deleted user

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Mikel: Gets a call from me
The phone: Just feral screeching

Me: I got called gay in the supermarket

Friend: omg, what happened?

Me: I got called gay in the supermarket

Friend: Yeah, but why?

Me: I was being gay

Friend: In the supermarket?

Me: Yeah, it was in the supermarket

Me: I got called gay in the supermarket

Friend: omg, what happened?

Me: I got called gay in the supermarket

Friend: Yeah, but why?

Me: I was being gay

Friend: In the supermarket?

Me: Yeah, it was in the supermarket

So, um…
My friend sent me this:

Beautiful.

t: this guy was asking me for nudes
me: don't do anything dumb pls
t: i'm gonna send him a picture of a naked rat
m: no, do one of those natural makeup palates or something
five minutes later
t: he blocked me lol

it's prolly not actually a rat
but whatever

Me: Theory: Being the sole survivor of a genocide and having black hair makes you smart and attractive and really dark but actually a huge marshmallow on the inside

Friend: Explain

Me: Example A:
(andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) above I did not expect that image to be that big)
Me: Example B:

R: are you my shirt? Because I just want to tear you apart with my bare hands.
M: The fuck? Besides, I don't think you're strong enough to rip a shirt with your raw strength.
R: how dare you call me out like that? lol
R: speaking of calling, how about you call me later, eh, cutie?
M: No thanks. I'd rather call a takeout place for some food.
R: how bout I take you out?
M: You mean kill me? Sweet offer, but no thank you.
R: what? no. like on a date.
M: Hmm, still no. You had better chances with the first one.
R: oh.. well do you see yourself letting me kill you in the future?
M: Umm, no, not quite.
R: dang.
M: Better luck next time, buddy.