forum Late-Night or just plain strange text convos, please

Started March 16, 2020 by Deleted user

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Sleepover talk is also wanted, and I’ll share stuff too

<12:14AM>

C: have you ever tasted neosporn cuz let me tell you it’s wack
Me: Cali
C: I’m thriving if you couldn’t tell
Me: no
C: Why not? It was just a little taste
Me: because eating neosporn will kill you, child.

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0YW95psyrAg3QEAORND4U8_GA

Oh,, I meant like stuff you’ve said before. I want stories. I should’ve made that clearer. (-_-;)

<3:00AM>

Zed: can I name you all collectively Herbert
Zed: so any time I say hi I can say can I buy you some sherbert, Herbert

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0l7FM5bzUbIGxT_d1ODNysQoQ

Oops, my bad, hold on I've got a good one.

P: Shhh…
Me: Yes, we must keep quiet about this.
P: We must. Or else something bad could happen.
Me: We could end humankind as we know it.
P: …Or as we don't know it…
Me: Or as the rest of the world doesn't know it and we do.
P: Gasps I think we've just discovered another truth of life!
Me: That we're complete dorks? Yep.

<11:34 PM>

L: Feet Jenga, Feet Jenga, Feet Jenga!
Me & L: FEET JENGA, FEET JENGA! proceeds to play Feet Jenga

<11:34 PM>

L: Feet Jenga, Feet Jenga, Feet Jenga!
Me & L: FEET JENGA, FEET JENGA! proceeds to play Feet Jenga

_{what is feet jenga}

Well, it's like Jenga, but instead of wooden blocks, you use your feet.

Well, it's like Jenga, but instead of wooden blocks, you use your feet.

_{cool cool makes sense lmao}

4:34 AM
God: Mikel, what do bread boards taste like???
Emotional Support Nerd: Go to sleep.
God: Do they taste like drugs?

<12:10 AM>

R: I wanna be a yo-yo man
Me: he cried, please make me a yo-yo man!
R: but the yo-yo master did not answer
Me: He.
R: Just.
Me: Kept.
R: Yo-ing.

<9:45 PM>

E: Wrong answers only!
Me: Pulls ring off finger, and gets down on one knee
E: Freaks out, in confusion
Me: Yeah, not really though.

10:53 am, in the middle of study hall with her almost directly behind me, I present a sarcastic conversation about drugs

L (me): Trump really be blaming corona on democrats
S: Omg I saw a title of an article that said cocaine won't kill Corona and also, yeah that sounds about right
L: Wow I'm shocked. There goes that plan
S: Ikr, how does one return a cocaine?
L: Man I spent too much money on that maybe I can sell it on ebay
S: I thought the shady man on sixth had a refund policy. Might be able to get it to him.
L: My mom's gonna be mad if we can't use it
S: I won't tell if you dont
L: Thx
S: I gotcha fam

Me: He just boolin

E: King of Boolin

Me: I just feel like a juice box fits his vibe perfectly

E: It does! I adored it

Amazing, thank you all. I feel thoroughly confused.

About squirmles
S: The Bois have been….de-scarved
Me: F
Me: Now they need masks
S: They don't even have mouths?

I THOUGHT THAT SAID SQUIRRELS AND I WAS LIKE "BUT THEY DO HAVE MOUTHS"

F IN CHAT MATE

Trying their best: Mikel, I am god.
-_-: Reed, neither of us believe in god, go to sleep.
Trying their best changed their name to Undergod
Undergod: At least appreciate the pun you heathen

Oooohhh boi I got one for you
Elias: Win you awake?
(Me, Winter): Now I am, what do you want?
E: I have a question
W: Shoot away
E: Do you know what human flesh tastes like?
W: No, what did you eat before you went to bed? We've talked about this.
E: A block of parmesan, but that is irrelevant. I'm just wondering what human flesh tastes like for science.
W: I'm concerned for you hun.
E: You shouldn't be, I'm wondering. Now that I've woken you up, I'm gonna go. My people need me.
W: What is wrong with you? Where did I go wrong?
E: Shhhhh you were wrong when you saw me, and now you're stuck with meeeee Win.
Now I must go, my people need me.
W: 🤦🏻
This is the most recent one, at 3:43 this morning.

Supposedly like whatever they tell you it is. Are humans red meat? I don't remember

Me: have you watched the video yet, you precious human being? Because if not, I will not hesitate to gravely injure you.❤️
Friend: WHY ARE YOU SENDING ❤️
Me: Because, you adorable human being, I am.

Supposedly like whatever they tell you it is. Are humans red meat? I don't remember

I've heard that it's supposed to taste like pork.

Supposedly like whatever they tell you it is. Are humans red meat? I don't remember

I've heard that it's supposed to taste like pork.

I always tune out for the cannibal parts of my podcasts