Girl, I know you left me
But there was something I forgot to show you
Check it out
Baby girl, you left me
Oh no, we broke up
And it's been a while since we last spoke
But I need another chance, can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that could win you back
I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
My balls are so awesome, don't get me started
They're so damn big
How big are they?
They're so big, it's really obnoxious
It's like two Ewoks chilling in my boxers
They're so big I can't hold 'em back
Even Cartman's like, "Damn, those are fat"
They're so big they'll run over your feet
That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep
And how can I be subtle
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy
In fact, when you see 'em on the street
They'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
My balls are so epic but I ain't boastin'
'Cause they have an effect on the tides and the ocean
And when the sun's right, they might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls
'Cause these things are where it's happening
And when I whip 'em out, you'll take me back again
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me, I'm on the chorus
I, I got what you need
And you said you'll never call
But girl, you ain't seen these balls, here we go
I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You-you-you-you ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You-you-you-you ain't seen my
Girl, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
I told you you'd be back
You must've forgot
You must've had Ballzheimer's
I am so mentally ill that itheink its funny to randomly post sing lyrics.
I’m literally so bad at drawing non-females I can’t
and yes I refuse to use proper English. They’re called non-females now
"Congratulations, ma'am. You've birthed a healthy non-female child!"
Yeaaaa, sounds about right. 👍🏼
I’m going to finish this art request and still be failing Vis because it’s gonna be so bad 🙃🫠😭
Visio has been screaming about this for a while, saying things along the lines of "I will rip her vocal cords out if she says one more goddamn bad thing about her fucking art" or sumn
DAMN DUDE IM SORRY ??????? MY ART IS GREAT I GUESS
XD he just huffed and said "Good, you agree."
I’m just not particularly skilled at non females ok
dont dissect me
he just glared at you, i hope you know that-
YOU ARE MAD AT THE TRUTH ????
he says he won't believe it until he sees proof-
fine then I’ll grab part of the sketch hold on
He said "Alright" amidst the noises of insanity from Rhys' cats-
I STILL WANT TO BE DISSECTED
He said "Alright" amidst the noises of insanity from Rhys' cats-
Mans always going crazy over cats we found his weakness,,
He said "Alright" amidst the noises of insanity from Rhys' cats-
Mans always going crazy over cats we found his weakness,,
He screeched "You ain't found shit-"
I STILL WANT TO BE DISSECTED
"Alright. Proceeds to pull off your toenails and fingernails"
He said "Alright" amidst the noises of insanity from Rhys' cats-
Mans always going crazy over cats we found his weakness,,
He screeched "You ain't found shit-"
Riiiight, I also don’t know what 2 + 2 is :)))
So, I know this is about 24 hours late. . . But I promised pics of my cats when Visio showed his. So here y’all go
Gizmo
Finn
Phoebe
Blue
When ur partners a photographer-
So, I know this is about 24 hours late. . . But I promised pics of my cats when Visio showed his. So here y’all go
Gizmo
Finn
Phoebe
Blue
When ur partners a photographer-
Oh, yeah, add that to my list of skills.
I can free hand draw, do some digital art, write music, play 6 different instruments with varying skill, I can write (obvi), and I’m a photographer-
we all know Jericho is a softie deep down
we all know Jericho is a softie deep down
Exactly. especially for cats
we all know Jericho is a softie deep down
he said something in Hungarian that i will not be translating mainly because i dont know any Hungarian-
munching on what appears to be bones
we all know Jericho is a softie deep down
he said something in Hungarian that i will not be translating mainly because i dont know any Hungarian-
i love you too emo boy <333333
Blasts icp in the hello kitty headphones
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