forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.

Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS

Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.

Hmmmm well if she's fighting on behalf of Team Ghost (of which I must be apart of because I am a ghost cat) then I guess I'll allow it. But it can't be eternal. She has to be home by ten.

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Would anyone like a fact or two or three about the law in ancient Rome

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

I hate—nay, I despise—French idioms

who the hell thought "baby Jesus in velvet trousers" was a good way to describe fine wine I mean honestly

I'm gonna start using this

@RhysTheFirebird group

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

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SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.

Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS

Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.

Hmmmm well if she's fighting on behalf of Team Ghost (of which I must be apart of because I am a ghost cat) then I guess I'll allow it. But it can't be eternal. She has to be home by ten.

She is fighting on the behalf of her ill-begotten Empire and on the behalf of Team Cheesecake. I am fighting on behalf of Team Ghost.

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WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

Deleted user

SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.

Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS

Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.

Hmmmm well if she's fighting on behalf of Team Ghost (of which I must be apart of because I am a ghost cat) then I guess I'll allow it. But it can't be eternal. She has to be home by ten.

She is fighting on the behalf of her ill-begotten Empire and on the behalf of Team Cheesecake. I am fighting on behalf of Team Ghost.

Oh, nevermind, I'm on Team Cheesecake then. Gotta stand by my people.

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WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

hmmmm tempting. I'll consider it. I'm pretty dedicated to my queen, Anti-Chicken, and her sparkly chicky babies

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I hate—nay, I despise—French idioms

who the hell thought "baby Jesus in velvet trousers" was a good way to describe fine wine I mean honestly

I'm gonna start using this

and "to draw a map of France" is an idiom for a wet dream?? why?
I do like "these are not your onions" for none of your business, though

@Eli-the-transboi group

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

0-0 i didnt get one-

Deleted user

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

hmmmm tempting. I'll consider it. I'm pretty dedicated to my queen, Anti-Chicken, and her sparkly chicky babies

I'll send you the link in PMs and we can discuss it there, away from prying eyes.

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WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

0-0 i didnt get one-

I pat your head Don't worry kiddo. I'll give it to you.

@Eli-the-transboi group

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

0-0 i didnt get one-

I pat your head Don't worry kiddo. I'll give it to you.

^^ thx

@RhysTheFirebird group

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

. . . AYE— YOU WERE SLEEPING NOT TO LONG AGO— so don’t even, Mr

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Wait, GABS GOT AN EMPIRE??????

And elected herself Empress. However, she is becoming drunk on power. I may have to intervene and stab her twenty-three times if it gets any worse.

Deleted user

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

. . . AYE— YOU WERE SLEEPING NOT TO LONG AGO— so don’t even, Mr

I only sleep because this frail mortal body requires it. If I had my way, I would be in anything else but this. . . this meat sack.

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Wait, GABS GOT AN EMPIRE??????

And elected herself Empress. However, she is becoming drunk on power. I may have to intervene and stab her twenty-three times if it gets any worse.

tears up I don't know whether to be proud or horrified. My baby should know better.

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Alright, this may sound very dumb, buuuuut… can someone plz explain what "The Chicken Saga" is in a nutshell? Thank youuuuu

Uh just chaos pretty much. It started with chicken and then it just escalated into what it today.

Kk, thanks!

@Eli-the-transboi group

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

. . . AYE— YOU WERE SLEEPING NOT TO LONG AGO— so don’t even, Mr

I only sleep because this frail mortal body requires it. If I had my way, I would be in anything else but this. . . this meat sack.

👍 gonna laugh at this post now-

@RhysTheFirebird group

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

. . . AYE— YOU WERE SLEEPING NOT TO LONG AGO— so don’t even, Mr

I only sleep because this frail mortal body requires it. If I had my way, I would be in anything else but this. . . this meat sack.

Pfft. I wouldn’t sleep if I didn’t need it either. There are other things I could be doing. Like writing or reading r playing music

Deleted user

Wait, GABS GOT AN EMPIRE??????

And elected herself Empress. However, she is becoming drunk on power. I may have to intervene and stab her twenty-three times if it gets any worse.

tears up I don't know whether to be proud or horrified. My baby should know better.

She should. I will have to intervene on the behalf of the Senate.

Deleted user

Wait, GABS GOT AN EMPIRE??????

And elected herself Empress. However, she is becoming drunk on power. I may have to intervene and stab her twenty-three times if it gets any worse.

tears up I don't know whether to be proud or horrified. My baby should know better.

She should. I will have to intervene on the behalf of the Senate.

I am the Senate.