SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?
Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.
Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS
Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.
Hmmmm well if she's fighting on behalf of Team Ghost (of which I must be apart of because I am a ghost cat) then I guess I'll allow it. But it can't be eternal. She has to be home by ten.
Would anyone like a fact or two or three about the law in ancient Rome
I hate—nay, I despise—French idioms
who the hell thought "baby Jesus in velvet trousers" was a good way to describe fine wine I mean honestly
I'm gonna start using this
SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?
Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.
Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS
Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.
Hmmmm well if she's fighting on behalf of Team Ghost (of which I must be apart of because I am a ghost cat) then I guess I'll allow it. But it can't be eternal. She has to be home by ten.
She is fighting on the behalf of her ill-begotten Empire and on the behalf of Team Cheesecake. I am fighting on behalf of Team Ghost.
WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO
I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.
I didn’t get that Visio-
Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.
SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?
Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.
Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS
Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.
Hmmmm well if she's fighting on behalf of Team Ghost (of which I must be apart of because I am a ghost cat) then I guess I'll allow it. But it can't be eternal. She has to be home by ten.
She is fighting on the behalf of her ill-begotten Empire and on the behalf of Team Cheesecake. I am fighting on behalf of Team Ghost.
Oh, nevermind, I'm on Team Cheesecake then. Gotta stand by my people.
Wait, GABS GOT AN EMPIRE??????
WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO
I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.
hmmmm tempting. I'll consider it. I'm pretty dedicated to my queen, Anti-Chicken, and her sparkly chicky babies
I hate—nay, I despise—French idioms
who the hell thought "baby Jesus in velvet trousers" was a good way to describe fine wine I mean honestly
I'm gonna start using this
and "to draw a map of France" is an idiom for a wet dream?? why?
I do like "these are not your onions" for none of your business, though
WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO
I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.
hmmmm tempting. I'll consider it. I'm pretty dedicated to my queen, Anti-Chicken, and her sparkly chicky babies
I'll send you the link in PMs and we can discuss it there, away from prying eyes.
WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO
I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.
I didn’t get that Visio-
Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.
0-0 i didnt get one-
I pat your head Don't worry kiddo. I'll give it to you.
WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO
I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.
I didn’t get that Visio-
Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.
. . . AYE— YOU WERE SLEEPING NOT TO LONG AGO— so don’t even, Mr
Wait, GABS GOT AN EMPIRE??????
And elected herself Empress. However, she is becoming drunk on power. I may have to intervene and stab her twenty-three times if it gets any worse.
WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO
I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.
I didn’t get that Visio-
Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.
. . . AYE— YOU WERE SLEEPING NOT TO LONG AGO— so don’t even, Mr
I only sleep because this frail mortal body requires it. If I had my way, I would be in anything else but this. . . this meat sack.
Wait, GABS GOT AN EMPIRE??????
And elected herself Empress. However, she is becoming drunk on power. I may have to intervene and stab her twenty-three times if it gets any worse.
tears up I don't know whether to be proud or horrified. My baby should know better.
WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO
I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.
I didn’t get that Visio-
Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.
. . . AYE— YOU WERE SLEEPING NOT TO LONG AGO— so don’t even, Mr
I only sleep because this frail mortal body requires it. If I had my way, I would be in anything else but this. . . this meat sack.
👍 gonna laugh at this post now-
WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO
I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.
I didn’t get that Visio-
Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.
. . . AYE— YOU WERE SLEEPING NOT TO LONG AGO— so don’t even, Mr
I only sleep because this frail mortal body requires it. If I had my way, I would be in anything else but this. . . this meat sack.
Pfft. I wouldn’t sleep if I didn’t need it either. There are other things I could be doing. Like writing or reading r playing music
Wait, GABS GOT AN EMPIRE??????
And elected herself Empress. However, she is becoming drunk on power. I may have to intervene and stab her twenty-three times if it gets any worse.
tears up I don't know whether to be proud or horrified. My baby should know better.
She should. I will have to intervene on the behalf of the Senate.