forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil

Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.

Many welcomes, sadeeq.

Anti-Chicken's baby was murdered and we are holding a funeral. Also Arya is throwing knives and I have pterodactyls.

*fantasizes about time where I made you all think I'm a pterodactyl *

Anti-Chicken's baby was murdered and we are holding a funeral. Also Arya is throwing knives and I have pterodactyls.

*fantasizes about time where I made you all think I'm a pterodactyl *

you what now

WAIT DID THE BAB HATCH YET???

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil

Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.

I'm coming and will not be civil whatsoever…

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil

Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.

I'm coming and will not be civil whatsoever…

Hurrah for not being civil! Wreak havoc, that's what I always say.

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil

Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.

I'm coming and will not be civil whatsoever…

Hurrah for not being civil! Wreak havoc, that's what I always say.

exactly!

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil

Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.

;-;

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil

Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.

I'm coming and will not be civil whatsoever…

Hurrah for not being civil! Wreak havoc, that's what I always say.

exactly!

And if havoc should ever fail, chaos and arson are excellent backup plans for any occasion.

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil

Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.

I'm coming and will not be civil whatsoever…

Hurrah for not being civil! Wreak havoc, that's what I always say.

exactly!

And if havoc should ever fail, chaos and arson are excellent backup plans for any occasion.

I WILL JOIN YOU :)

I WILL JOIN YOU :)

Brilliant! I do so enjoy having a partner-in-crime. We are partners-in-crime now, sadeeq.

I WILL JOIN YOU :)

Brilliant! I do so enjoy having a partner-in-crime. We are partners-in-crime now, sadeeq.

Deal :)

WAIT DID THE BAB HATCH YET???

No. It was murdered while still in the egg.

sips coffee wait a child was murdered

grins murder indeed

Sounds fun sips more coffee

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I, unfortunately, will not be able to make it, but I will send my Royal Adviser and General Ame in my place.
My condolences, Chicken.

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I, unfortunately, will not be able to make it, but I will send my Royal Adviser and General Ame in my place.
My condolences, Chicken.

Oh

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I, unfortunately, will not be able to make it, but I will send my Royal Adviser and General Ame in my place.
My condolences, Chicken.

Oh

I apologize that I didn't tell you about this. whispers _{you have my permission to do whatever you want at that funeral}

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I, unfortunately, will not be able to make it, but I will send my Royal Adviser and General Ame in my place.
My condolences, Chicken.

Oh

I apologize that I didn't tell you about this. whispers _{you have my permission to do whatever you want at that funeral}

No apologies needed, friend

_{I’ll probably just hide in the corner and drink coffee}

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I, unfortunately, will not be able to make it, but I will send my Royal Adviser and General Ame in my place.
My condolences, Chicken.

Oh

I apologize that I didn't tell you about this. whispers _{you have my permission to do whatever you want at that funeral}

No apologies needed, friend

_{I’ll probably just hide in the corner and drink coffee}

:D
_{Yes. I'll just need you to be there for an hour and the you can have a free day if you so wish.}

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I, unfortunately, will not be able to make it, but I will send my Royal Adviser and General Ame in my place.
My condolences, Chicken.

Oh

I apologize that I didn't tell you about this. whispers _{you have my permission to do whatever you want at that funeral}

No apologies needed, friend

_{I’ll probably just hide in the corner and drink coffee}

:D
_{Yes. I'll just need you to be there for an hour and the you can have a free day if you so wish.}

:D

_{No problem, that seems reasonable}

grins murder indeed

yes haha >:D

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

Such a shame your child has now turned into scrambled eggs. I will likely be unable to attend this funeral but we shall see.

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

Such a shame your child has now turned into scrambled eggs. I will likely be unable to attend this funeral but we shall see.

Scrampled child