forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
tune

people_alt 106 followers

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

Such a shame your child has now turned into scrambled eggs. I will likely be unable to attend this funeral but we shall see.

Scrampled child

Yes 🍳

Deleted user

U want coffee

I don’t drink coffee sorry

Coward.

@IamNOTachickenok

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I, unfortunately, will not be able to make it, but I will send my Royal Adviser and General Ame in my place.
My condolences, Chicken.

Absolutely no worries. Thank you.

Deleted user

U want coffee

I don’t drink coffee sorry

Coward.

Well if you prefer I can drink it and spit it back into your face

throws coffee at Liz

try me

Deleted user

U want coffee

I don’t drink coffee sorry

Coward.

Well if you prefer I can drink it and spit it back into your face

throws coffee at Liz

try me

dodge

I think you need to learn a new move, Ame

if you want I can decapitate you

Deleted user

sips lemonade in a coffee mug oooh ✨ drama ✨

Hold up what

you can't tell me people throwing coffee at each other isn't drama smh

Deleted user

sips lemonade in a coffee mug oooh ✨ drama ✨

Hold up what

Lemonade in a coffee mug…………

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

U want coffee

I don’t drink coffee sorry

Coward.

Well if you prefer I can drink it and spit it back into your face

throws coffee at Liz

try me

dodge

I think you need to learn a new move, Ame

if you want I can decapitate you

With a coffee cup? I’d love to see that

Deleted user

sips lemonade in a coffee mug oooh ✨ drama ✨

Hold up what

Lemonade in a coffee mug…………

D i s g o s t a n g

you're d i s g o s t a n g

Deleted user

U want coffee

I don’t drink coffee sorry

Coward.

Well if you prefer I can drink it and spit it back into your face

throws coffee at Liz

try me

dodge

I think you need to learn a new move, Ame

if you want I can decapitate you

With a coffee cup? I’d love to see that

I have a whole ass sword?????

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

U want coffee

I don’t drink coffee sorry

Coward.

Well if you prefer I can drink it and spit it back into your face

throws coffee at Liz

try me

dodge

I think you need to learn a new move, Ame

if you want I can decapitate you

With a coffee cup? I’d love to see that

I have a whole ass sword?????

we ain’t talking about your whole ass sword

Deleted user

U want coffee

I don’t drink coffee sorry

Coward.

Well if you prefer I can drink it and spit it back into your face

throws coffee at Liz

try me

dodge

I think you need to learn a new move, Ame

if you want I can decapitate you

With a coffee cup? I’d love to see that

I have a whole ass sword?????

we ain’t talking about your whole ass sword

I CAN STILL USE IT THOUGH?????????

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

U want coffee

I don’t drink coffee sorry

Coward.

Well if you prefer I can drink it and spit it back into your face

throws coffee at Liz

try me

dodge

I think you need to learn a new move, Ame

if you want I can decapitate you

With a coffee cup? I’d love to see that

I have a whole ass sword?????

we ain’t talking about your whole ass sword

I CAN STILL USE IT THOUGH?????????

learn a new move first

Deleted user

learn a new move first

Make me

Seeing as making you results in me dying and becoming a ghost I’m not very keen on that anyway

:]