forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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I'm bringing Jalapeño poppers
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I throw a cheesecake at Denny

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A mini-pterodactyl is deployed and decimates the cheesecake in midair Haha NOPE

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Starts throwing knifes at each food idiom IN THE NAME OF CRAB!!!

My pterodactyls, being not-edible and decidedly not made of food, do not have knives thrown at them. They deftly avoid any stray knives thrown their way and hiss a warning to the Thrower of Knives.

@IamNOTachickenok

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, her mother tried to save her but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

NOOOO

I will attend.

Rest in peace, Sparkly Pink Egg.

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Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil

@IamNOTachickenok

What is happening?

One of my chicken babies, that was waiting to hatch, was murdered prematurely.

@IamNOTachickenok

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, her mother tried to save her but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

NOOOO

I will attend.

Rest in peace, Sparkly Pink Egg.

Thank you for your kind words.

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Anti-Chicken's baby was murdered and we are holding a funeral. Also Arya is throwing knives and I have pterodactyls.

@IamNOTachickenok

Hello, all.

I regret to announce the unfortunate death of one of my premature children, Sparkly Pink Egg.

They unfortunately passed away around noon, MDT due to murder by being thrown off a cliff. I, their mother tried to save them but was restrained no matter how hard I tried.

Their funeral will be held on Saturday, March 25th at 4pm MDT.

We would love it if you would come.

May sparkly pink egg rest in peace. She deserved a life. 😞🕊🥚

I will attend the funeral but I may or may not be civil

Ok, that works. Thank you for coming.