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ugly laughs

pretty much why I also dont give sane advice, because it doesnt get listened to

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I keep forgetting you look so young

Yeaaaaa i get that a lot

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Happy birthday rudeness chat!!!! :D
…oh wait, rudeness…

You bastard
You moron
You son of a perverse and rebellious woman-
It seems you’ve made it another year.
Have fun celebrating, for this will be your last.
I’m coming for you.
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end.
I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island.
I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself.
I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home.
I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you.
I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced noodle-head. I’ll channel the energy of a thousand stars just to get your worthless arse off this planet. i will push you down the empire state building if i have to. i've hired a hundred snipers to hunt you down and blow your fucking head clean off.
if you think i have mercy, you are DEAD WRONG. i have already bought you a grave, right inside the pacific ocean. i want you to know that you cannot run unless you leave the goddamn earth.
And don’t think I’ll spare anyone. Your family is already being tracked by my forces. No one will ever remember your name, and you can count on that. I'm an ex army ranger, degree in microbiology, make six figures a year, and can bench over 250lbs multiple times. You don’t stand a fucking chance. You shall curse your mother for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, my forces will find you, and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed me
Mark my words, you mother hecking biscuit.
The raging fires of heck will catch up to you sooner than you think. But until then, I’ll let you have your little celebration.
I hope your friends ditch you, your confetti never falls, and your cupcakes taste like despair, you sick fuck.
So happy birthday I guess, enjoy it while you can.
Cause you won’t have much longer.

did I do it right

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Eris, I love it!

Has anyone told you that IN A GOOD AND CUTE WAY you kind of look like an adorable bunny?