forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

tune

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Three dollars? That's a little much for balls of fat that do nothing but get in your way and make clothing impossible to wear

oh but they look nice! and they’re not really balls…more like ovals

I am willing to sell my spleen.

Actually, if you count the full mass of them, they're more like teardrop-shaped.

Please buy my spleen

I'm proud to know that women spend 10,000 dollars for boobs like mine. So that's why I keep them.

I'm begging you. Buy. my. spleen.

I would sell my soul to Satan to be a cis dude

They'd also spend quite a bit to get rid of them.

I'm also willing to part with my left hand.

The back problems I'm going to have in the future are insane.

Or a leg! (I need cash)

They'd also spend quite a bit to get rid of them.

T_T not nearly as much.

I'll be honest, I don't necessarily hate them or want to get rid of them, as long as they can't breathe and never see the light of day I'm perfectly happy with their existence.

I will sell you my soul if need be

Wtf

I need the cash

I have a few two dollar bills from my crazy aunt

Noice. I have a Canadian penny.

Alright, enough ya'll are annoying me now.

Oh no!

oof

If you get what it's from, you are best boi

It doesn’t matter what references you get, the true best boi will always be my sister’s cat