forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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So, I have an issue

If farting is, like, a natural human thing

Why can't I let one rip in class without everyone looking at me weird?

So, I have an issue

If farting is, like, a natural human thing

Why can't I let one rip in class without everyone looking at me weird?

if that ain't me

ah–

yes eris?

I mean, I'mma do it anyways

Why do you gotta look at me like I just committed a crime?

I mean, I'mma do it anyways

Why do you gotta look at me like I just committed a crime?

i don't understand it. farting is natural and stuff.

Yes but it releases an odorous gas that people don't exactly want to be inhaling.

It smells gross.

Danny, you might actually be my favorite ever

Danny: Gives an actual response that sounds hella smart
Me, with friend brain: It smell bad.

Danny: Gives an actual response that sounds hella smart
Me, with friend brain: It smell bad.

me too

Honestly, I don't even know at this point.
Humans are weird when it comes to asses. That's all I have to say.

Eris. For a solid moment I thought you were talking about donkey's.
I need a nap XD

They're weird about those too

Yeah, jeez.
Be nicer to your donkey's humans. They're just less evolved humans (Oh gods that's apes. I really need that nap.)

Danny, you might actually be my favorite ever

What do you mean??

Danny: Gives an actual response that sounds hella smart

That is literally the only time you will ever see me say something smart. Intellect isn't my forte. "Body over mind" as my father used to say haha

Pft, I can usually put together a pretty smart-sounding response, but it's friend brain hours and that means all smarts went woosh! out the window.

What do you mean??

I like you.

I like your logic.

Thank you!

That is literally the only time you will ever see me say something smart.

Me talking about my special interests in class before turning back into my chaotic dumbass self when I don't know an obscene amount about the topic.

That is literally the only time you will ever see me say something smart.

Me talking about my special interests in class before turning back into my chaotic dumbass self when I don't know an obscene amount about the topic.

M o o d
I went on a full tirade about the American revolution and medicine during that time period with my best friend and everyone else was just like "What the f u c k"

My friend randomly goes off about invasive species and bees sometimes and everyone's like "wut" and we have to explain what an invasive species is and why they're dangerous

L i o n f i s h
I love them. I know they're invasive, but they're so p r e t t y

That is literally the only time you will ever see me say something smart.

Me talking about my special interests in class before turning back into my chaotic dumbass self when I don't know an obscene amount about the topic.

M o o d
I went on a full tirade about the American revolution and medicine during that time period with my best friend and everyone else was just like "What the f u c k"

I had an intense American Revolution and Civil War phase as a kid, and that has been very helpful in APUSH

L i o n f i s h
I love them. I know they're invasive, but they're so p r e t t y

^^^^^^^