forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

tune

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I didn't make it up, it's a legitimate thing

Oh.

ahhh nothing like opening a letter from a friend you haven’t spoken to in a while only to find out it’s physical chain mail

Me with every envelope ever.

This is the same feeling as when it's around your birthday and you're told you have mail. Only to find out it's just more college stuff. Take notes, Ella

sigh

But a sigh of what?

All women are queens, Miriam

IF SHE BREATHES
SHE'S A THOT

GET THEE TO A NUNNERY

What, do you think I meant country matters?

tired

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

Sleep is for weak potatoes!

Sleep is for weak potatoes!

*Wimpy
Wasn't it? Heck now I don't rememberrr

Well now I need to find out.

Found it. Yeah it was wimpy

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

Eva it was like 9 when you posted that lmao how tf are you tired

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

Eva it was like 9 when you posted that lmao how tf are you tired

…..very. I've been going to sleep at 12:30 for the past week.

Wait I misread that as "how tired are you"
Nevermind

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

Eva it was like 9 when you posted that lmao how tf are you tired

…..very. I've been going to sleep at 12:30 for the past week.

Wait I misread that as "how tired are you"
Nevermind

and here we have it folks, the biggest mood of the decade

Same. But will I sleep? Nah.

Eva it was like 9 when you posted that lmao how tf are you tired

…..very. I've been going to sleep at 12:30 for the past week.

Wait I misread that as "how tired are you"
Nevermind

and here we have it folks, the biggest mood of the decade

Hey now, we've got 9 years left.
Hopefully.

i dunno, at this rate-

Anyway my older brother’s not-actually-girlfriend-but-everyone-ships-them-so-they-might-as-well-be just turned 21 and her parents made her a cake entirely of corona beer cans stacked on top of each other with little virus cupcakes for decoration
It’s great

I want an autograph from the Allstate insurance guy

I want one from Flo from Progressive, and Jake from State Farm.

which Jake, tho? cause there's another one now

All of the Jakes.

gross nasty

The marriage is already falling apart