forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president

Excuse. I would make a great vice president.
And you fucking know it.

there was 25 minute conversation that we had where I stated at least 7 reasons why you wouldn't be

Plus, you only want me to be president so you can be vice

dommy i llove you adn hour floofy hair and freaklishly fddeeo viuce

My what voice?

dommy i llove you adn hour floofy hair and freaklishly fddeeo viuce

My what voice?

frealishly dep

And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president

Excuse. I would make a great vice president.
And you fucking know it.

there was 25 minute conversation that we had where I stated at least 7 reasons why you wouldn't be

because for some odd reason you are convinced that I am the most irresponsible adult on the planet, which I AM NOT

I would do all kinds of vice presidential things.

Like not kill you in a coup for power that I don't need.

Plus, you only want me to be president so you can be vice

do–do you want to be vice and me be president?
because this works too.

dommy i llove you adn hour floofy hair and freaklishly fddeeo viuce

My what voice?

frealishly dep

Ah, I see.

And she wonders why she wouldn't be my vice president

Excuse. I would make a great vice president.
And you fucking know it.

there was 25 minute conversation that we had where I stated at least 7 reasons why you wouldn't be

because for some odd reason you are convinced that I am the most irresponsible adult on the planet, which I AM NOT

I would do all kinds of vice presidential things.

Like not kill you in a coup for power that I don't need.

I never said you were irresponsible

in fact, I said you were very responsible

But being a responsible adult doesn't correlate to good leadership

Plus, you only want me to be president so you can be vice

do–do you want to be vice and me be president?
because this works too.

i don't want to be president at all

Baylee’s spitten them wise words.

shrug

So I wouldn't be the best. That's okay.

You're right though, I'd be a better General than President. :D

dont mind me being ridiculous

the idea of me being the president was forced upon me, btw

not once did I say I wanted to

Poor Baylee. At this point one might affirm willingness to support said person as candidate. However, I have yet to know your policies.

death to the infidels

the idea of me being the president was forced upon me, btw

not once did I say I wanted to

You didn't get behind my idea to take over the world so I nominated you as president.
:D

death to the infidels

Ah. But who is defined as such?

everyone

Hmm. I’m afraid I can’t support you. Moral differences and all that.

you have my vote

Oh im definitely on that list.

Hmm. I’m afraid I can’t support you. Moral differences and all that.

DOM

It's a joke, you walnut. :P <3

I know that dagabat!

Just making sure :D

This is for my brother: fuck you, pathetic asshole. I've been onto your shit since day one, and now that I'm sometimes not around, you take that as an invitation to step out of line. I won't have it. You cheat, you lie, you steal. You constantly take and never give, and yet be damned the consequences. I'm done. I'm done being your secret keeper, I'm done being a pseudo-parent, and most importantly, I'm done with you. And so is he.

why am i awake it's not even six in the morning but it's too late now to go back to sleep aaaaaaaaaa