@The-N-U-T-Cracker
I despise mint more than I despise most 21 Pilots songs, and that's saying a lot
(Please don't kill me TOP fans I was just making a joke)
I despise mint more than I despise most 21 Pilots songs, and that's saying a lot
(Please don't kill me TOP fans I was just making a joke)
This went from "I hate Taco Bell" to "Death by salted-lemonade-bee icicle"
i love this thread oml
Wait, wasn't this supposed to be controversial debates?
Your point being?
Mint is clearly very controversial
Tbh I would rather be stabbed in the arms with the salted-lemonade-bee icicle and left to die in the bitter cold than eat a mint, at least with the icicle I could have a funny tombstone or something to make up for the suffering, with mint there's no good side… Your breath smells awful for hours, your taste buds all burn and die, everything stings with the bitter cold, and there's nothing you can do about it except scream silently to yourself as you drown in regret with no sign of forgiveness anywhere, begging for the sweet release of death
GUYS HELP ME THERE'S A BEE SOMEWHERE IN MY ROOM
screams intensely
AAAAA LEAVE THE COUNTRY
BURN EVERYTHING
I THINK IT'S IN MY BED SOMEWHERE OML NO
I'm just gonna pop in and say one thing
Burn your house down and get a new life somewhere else.
Very very tempting. It's already half past 1 am but I won't be able to sleep fucc
SHOOT IT'S ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN NOW IT'S WALKING AROUND
mAybe I can kill it if I shut my computer screen but I don't want to kill it
YOU CAN'T LET IT LIVE, KILL IT
I OPENED MY WINDOW, THREW A POLAR BEAR AT MY COMPUTER AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE WINDOW
All is well!
Oh important clarification it was a stuffed animal polar bear :)
Phew, I just thought you had a polar bear lying around that you picked up with your superhuman strength and threw at your laptop to kill a bee
Of course, I do that a lot. It's a great way to open a door if you're too lazy to look for your keys
That's the most useful life hack I've ever heard, thank you
Any time
Mint is the essence of a beautiful nymph.
It literally is though
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