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Idk I just…don't like her anymore I can't explain it but I spent the entire day with her and I didn't feel a single thing and felt so bad
oh no, i'm sorry <3
Idk I just…don't like her anymore I can't explain it but I spent the entire day with her and I didn't feel a single thing and felt so bad
oh no, i'm sorry <3
I'm having a crisis…
So there's this one dude in my student council, we are at a conference. And this is this first time I met him, but like he is good looking, you might not expect that from him, but he is to me. Anyway, he's also so nice and athletic and funny and kind. I might possibly slightly have a crush on him… but here's the crisis, I still really like my very long-lasting crush…
It's kinda normal to like two people at once, at least from what I've heard.
Yeah, when you're twelve and don't know what's happening
Hi. I'm reading the infamous "worst fanfiction ever", My Immortal, and I'm just…. I'm fucking dying. This is so cheesy and the author was trying so hard to seem dark and edgy when really…. cringe.
oh yeah that's a classic
Gonna start it. Now I'm curious
Now I have headcanons for two of my own characters that one reads it like, really seriously in a deep, dramatic voice to the other and they end up cracking up every other chapter (since the chapters are short as hell. Really, as an author, I find it shameful. Those aren't even oneshots! You have every right to make those short! But no, they're chapters of a goddamn story!! It's shameful.)
Also,there's one Author's Note that really made me want to punch whoever wrote this:
"stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!"
It's just… this person needs help. I couldn't understand most of that but also, calling people fags? In bad grammar, spelling, and all the rest? Shame on ye.
But yeah I'm sadistic and like to shame bad writing as much as possible. And what better way than in my own bad writing?
Sorry, this got off topic.
I…I don't recognize what these words are supposed to be….I want to rewrite this and try to make it less….bad. emphasis on less. There's no way to make it good…. Wow.
Y'all sure it isn't a troll?
I know, right?
Ah, yes, a true classic in the fanfiction community. So terrible, and yet… so good. Ah, who the hell am I kidding, it's the worst thing I've ever read and I'm only reading the thing to shame it.
Y'all sure it isn't a troll?
No, this was written by a real person. I'm not even kidding.
Poor whoever was supposed to be helping this person….
I vote everyone on this site works together to rewrite it
I wanna just….
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
Several problems. First? The fact that this paragraph exists. Second? Bad representation of mental health issues. Also…. ah, yes, "Loopin" was…. masticating……. (god help me I cracked up at that part this whole thing is like someone tried to mash Twilight with Harry Potter and instead ended up with Twilight and bad grammar)…. oh Lord help this poor child. And just…. honey, do you know how depression and suicidal/self harming ideations work? It looks like ya don't. I'm just…. I've died and gone to hell.
I vote everyone on this site works together to rewrite it
Yes, I agree!!!!
we Take the fanfic
and we Set it on fire
I JUST GOT TO THAT PART AND WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE MASTICATING
"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.
I wonder what Loopin was eating? Since he was, ya know, masticating?
I'm laughing too hard at this right now. What has my life become?
^^
OH apparently "Abra Kedavra" just makes you bleed. Wonder if that's unforgivable as well
IM CONCERNED ENOBY IS SEVENTEEN AND HAVING SEX WITH A NOW DEAD DRACO, WHO IS, ACCORDING TO THIS TIMELINE, THIRTEEN
i think we just need to. erase this from our memories
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