forum Legit Lunar Chronicles Rp WHICH IS Finally Closed Sorry!

Started June 22, 2019 by @Simon-Says

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(The US but I don't really use social media)

(Do you know people? Like VSCO girls are everywhere)

(is ashamed to admit that I have no idea what VSCO girls are either uhm…)

(Peeps. Listen. All those hydroflask scrunchie oversized shirt Polaroid save the turtles seaside sweatshirt girls)

(Oh god. Ok. Gather around, children, while I present you the horror that is: VSCO GIRLS.)
(Vsco girls don't laugh, oh no. Nonono. They sksksk. It's terrifying. Vsco girls carry Hydroflasksks with them everywhere because they're environmentally more friendly than plastic. Vsco girls ALWAYS have a scrunchie on-hand. Because WHAT 👏 IF 👏 THEY 👏 NEED 👏 TO 👏 PUT 👏 THEIR 👏 HAIR 👏 UP I MEAN THEY CAN'T JUST USE A HAIR TIE THAT'S RIDICULOUS. And. Andandand. They want to save the turtles, damnit. THE TURTLES! So beware, my children. The vsco girl disease, or VGD, if highly contagious. Don't let it get you too.)
(This is a dramatized version told from the point of view of a theater child. I don't hate vsco girls they just scare me because of all the sksksking 😂)

(Don’t get me started on VSCO boys)

(Plays with scrunchies and sips from a hydroflask in the background)

(….ah. I see. Wait there's a male version?? ewwww)

(No. We don't speak of the Male version. No.)

(ooooooookaaaaayyyy)

(I am… disgusted)

(:) Aren't we all.)

(I agree with the turtle thing but everything else is a big no)

(Like yeah please help them but there are reserves and stuff already)

(THOSE PAPER STRAWS THAT SOME PLACES HAVE ARE AWFUL BTW)

(I uhm…….am ashamed to admit that I agree with the water bottle thing. Not hydroflask or whatever, just that using a reusable water bottle is better for the environment and stuff. Also agree with the turtle thing ig)

(omg YES PAPER STRAWS ARE THE WORST)

(ok dude the only reason I have a water bottle is because I don't wanna buy one every day from school lmao)

(lol that's a legit reason ig. I have one because I needed one to take on hikes and campouts when I still lived in Alaska)

(Ok, scrunchies, I like. They're neat. But I don't have one on me at all times. I don't have a hydroflask; they're hecking expensive. And turtles are neat. But um. Just… oof.)

(scrunchies are a big no for my hella thick hair lol)

(same lol)

(Gods, I wish I had thick hair, but mine's sad and frail)

(Mine is a frizzy but straight mess and I’m just like WHY. I only have scrunchies, a Polaroid, and I believe we should save animals but DIE PAPER STRAWS. I use metal straws, reusable and actually USABLE.)

(Metal straws are L I T)