forum Letters Across the Universe (Always open. Say you read page one stuff)

Started January 29, 2020 by @Althalosian-is-the-father book

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M.G.

Can I just say, what the hell Finn? That's not the best way to come back to existence.

Theres a Strange code of lovers? What does that mean? You can sue people for stuff like that. Damn, that would have been easier than murder…

Anyway, I wish I with you right now, you sound like you need a hug.

SPEAKING OF WHICH! Lestyr and I watched a horror movie because we're stupid and I got really scared at one point and he held my hand! <3 I forgot about the movie at that point and now I don't know how it ends.

-Syth

@Althalosian-isTerrifyingWalnutDeathDemon
(Do I meet the requirements?)

@Althalosian-isTerrifyingWalnutDeathDemon
(I meet the second requirement, so, can i have your permission to join?)

Syth,

Going to try to sidestep around murder for now…

But yes, the Gods are excellent lawmakers and the Goddess of love comes from Bureaucratic stock. In any other situation, I would have to pull memories as evidence, but with a written declaration, he has six weeks to return and at least kiss me before I can just have him stole away.

Okay, serious Morgan: Deactivate.
yissssssssssss. Pursue himmmmmmmmm.

No, I don't need any hugs,

M.G.

Dear Reader,
I'm Chelsea - more specifically, Chelsea Marina Alexander Porter, but Chelsea will do. Today, me and my brother, Theo, are experimenting with sending letters into space using various satellites. The chances of this getting anywhere are slim, but hope springs eternal, eh?
I'm 14 - currently in my freshman year of high school. So is my brother. We're pretty average I guess, but your average is likely wildly different from what we consider average, so here goes nothing. We're Earthlings (wow, it's so weird having to think that I have to specify what planet I live on!) and we live in an area called the suburbs. It's not very densely populated, but we have lots of other humans around. We have some technology, like smartphones and the internet and stuff, but whatever you have must be infinitely cooler than what we have. My brother and I are trying to figure out time travel and how to access the multi-verse, which is an advancement that's being made. But we're pretty busy with schoolwork so sometimes we have to put our projects aside.
Okay, so about me and my brother. We're not always good at coloring inside of the lines. We like to make school and stuff more interesting for our classmates, who are often bored by academic things. Theo and I are interested in basically everything that's not high school drama, so it makes us sad that people don't want to learn, but we like to spruce up the often drab public school system by helping learning be more engaging. Like, there's this famous poet here, Shakespeare, but lots of people don't like his work because it's pretty old by our standards and people don't get it because they have to read it instead of watching it as a play like it was meant to be. So Theo and I used these watches that our uncle Fylo gave us to time travel back to Shakespeare's time with our class and explore Victorian England on our own and watch a Shakespearean play in the Globe Theater, rather than sitting at desks and doing worksheets on the play. It was fun. I mean, we didn't check the day that we traveled back to, and it turned out that the day we traveled to was the day the Globe Theater was burned down, but I found out that when you time travel to the past, you're literally invincible and you also can't change the present, so nobody was hurt and all of my classmates learned a lot.
Theo and I have way more stories like that. It's fun.
Well, you're probably bored of reading about me. I'd really like to get to know what you're like! I have no idea - you could be a secret agent platypus, or a yellow nacho demon, or a dragon, or a Lovecraftian cosmic horror monster.
So, what's your world like? What species are you? Do you have family? What are your friends like?
Send your letter to 204 Trussel St., Windpost, Massachusetts, USA, Earth, Universe 0-24.
Also, please leave your address! I sent the satellite out randomly so I don't know in what direction it went. I need to put a tracker on it next time.
Well, c'ya round! Or not, but I'm trying to be more positive.
Chelsea

(This letter is addressed to 204 Trussel St., Windpost, Massachusetts, USA, Earth, Universe 0-24.)
Dear Chelsea,
Hello. My name is Azrael Reaper. I am a (Immortal) Horsewoman of the Apocalypse. I am also known as Death. I currently live in Hell, literally. I am thinking of moving to a bizarre little town in Montana called Paradox Vortex, with my wife, War. What do you think? That is beside the point. I am friends with a Halman (an half angel, half human hybrid) named Allison Mercy. She is a little gullible, to say the least.
I knew Shakespeare quite well, when he was alive. I asked for him to become Immortal (I can do that), but the Angels upstairs refused my request. So, how does time travel work in your world? I am actually fairly new to technology. War, my wife, is better with technology.
Some fun facts about me: I have six fingers on each hand and I am a lesbian. I know a certain yellow nacho dream demon. That is besides the point. I have a scythe. It is known as The Grave. That is besides the point. That's unnecessary to you, but I felt like it was necessary, like some other being is watching. My world is like Earth, with the fact that angel/demon-human hybrids exist. What do you look like? What is it about you that makes you special? I don't know what else to ask, so I will finish my letter. Please address your letter to Hell, 1st level, 666 Avenue, 13th street.
Sincerely,
Azrael Reaper.

(Her letter is calligraphed to look like Ye Olden English calligraphy)

(Hell, 1st level, 666 Avenue, 13th Street)
Dear Azrael (is that what I should call you? If you're Death, you've probably existed for like, all of eternity. So should I call you Mrs. Azrael or something? I don't know),
Wow! I'm honestly amazed I got a response, and from a Horsewoman of the Apocalypse nonetheless!
While I've never been to Montana, Paradox Vortex is a great town name. And considering that you're currently residing in hell, which I assume isn't ideal, maybe it would be a good idea to move. And I'm sure there's some interesting things to do and see in Montana.
I looked up some stuff, and there's mostly nature stuff, lots of mountains and lakes. Sounds good for adventuring. There's also a ghost town there apparently. We don't have those.
Speaking of bizarre towns, my town is odd sometimes. But that's mostly due to my brother and I going on adventures, which usually involve time/interdimensional travel, or just accidentally destroying stuff. Luckily, Theo and I have a knack for building stuff, so it's usually better than what was already there. Our town committee is horrible at budgeting. Seriously, they spent 10 million dollars on making a football field, inside of a PRISON (there's a huge state prison in my town with convicts who supposedly either did really horrible things or just had really bad lawyers). And my street still does not have a sidewalk. How can you have 10 million dollars to build a football field for convicts but no money to build sidewalks for a heavily trafficked area of town? It makes no sense.
Anyways, back to you. You have a friend who's half-angel, half-human? That's interesting. How does that happen?
Anyways, time travel, it's pretty weird. Apparently it's different for every universe, so in my universe, 0-24, when you travel to the past, but then back to the present, the universe interprets this as you never having left the present, so whatever you did will be erased. This means no stealing or killing people. Like, I once tried to steal some parts to a machine from the past (it was for science, but I still felt really bad about it. My family is Catholic.), but then once I got to the present, they were gone. But it was okay, I found some somewhere else. And while you're in a time that you don't have dominion over, it's absolutely impossible for you to die because it would damage the balance of the universe if you died out of your time zone. Basically, the most unlikely events ever will happen in order to keep you alive. It's weird and really messy, so I'll go into further detail some other time if you want.
What's your wife like? And how does getting married in hell work? Also, I learned this one time that the word for having six fingers on a hand is hexadactylism. That's really cool. And your scythe sounds interesting, too. I have a multitool with a knife on it at all times. I got in trouble at school for having it, which was annoying because my friend brings a hatchet to school (with a leather sheath) and he never got in trouble. I wasn't going to stab anyone, I just use the screwdriver and stuff sometimes.
What do I look like? Well, I'm 5 feet tall (I've come to accept the fact that I will likely never be taller) and I have tanned skin as a result of being outside a lot when I'm not in school or in my lab/study. My hair is really dark brown and it's parted down the middle. It's just behind my shoulder blades, but I don't plan on getting another haircut until it's down to my waist (I like to donate my hair). My right eye is brown and my left eye is blue because of a genetic condition that runs in my family called heterochromia iridis. I also have glasses (which the ability to mask the eye thing, but I won't go into it now). I'm not great at self-evaluating my personality, but some things that people describe me as a lot is cool, calm, and collected in times of crisis/worrying situations. Maybe this is an example of that, because I guess a lot of other people would be scared considering I'm writing to Death herself. I guess I'm also slightly optimistic and confident, because I see this as interesting and educational, and something where nothing could go wrong, where others would probably just not respond because they'd be scared (I was going to say scared to Death, but I wasn't sure if that would be offensive or a compliment). I tend to come off as distant or logical to people who don't know me that well, but I'm really not cold. I know lots of kids were scared when I was in elementary school because of my eyes (which lead to the thing with the glasses). I don't think describing my personality would be as effective as telling a story or something sometime to let you decide what I'm like for yourself, so maybe next time. Also, this letter is getting long. It's probably too long, and I've revised it trying to make it shorter. I'm doing my best, sorry. Next time, I'll tell you more about my family and friends or something.
Well, c'ya round! Have a nice day (or do people say have a horrible day where you come from? Maybe you could tell me more about your world's customs, that'd be interesting).
Sincerely,
Chelsea

Dear Chelsea,

Please call me Azrael. War and I moved to 3 Hallows Road, Paradox Vortex, Montana, USA. Hell isn't as bad as it's depicted. It is only terrible for the damned, which are tortured with hellfire, which is like normal fire, but cold to the touch. As for you guys building stuff, that's really cool. I actually created something once. You know the whole "goth/emo" look? I created that. Or it created itself. I am not sure. As for my Halman friend, one of my friends, Roxanne (an Angel) and some Mortal named George Mercy had sex. Fun fact: Having sex with Angels was once considered taboo. Getting married in Hell is the same as getting married on Earth, except that Demons are way more accepting of gay marriage than Mortals are. My wife, War, is extremely nice, except on her period. Another fun fact: WW2 started when War was on her period. Yes, even Horsewomen get periods. They affect all females, Immortals and Mortals. As for saying things like "Scared to Death", I love that type of wordplay. Bring it on, as they say. Sometimes I forget that people are scared of me, so if you joke around with me, I like it. Also, two different coloured eyes? That is awesome, as the kids say, to me.People also say have a nice day here. my appearance: I am as white as a ghost. I have black hair that goes down to my shoulder. I wear a black t-shirt, black denim jeans, and black biker gloves. Sometime I wear flannel, just depends. I am six feet tall. I have storm grey eyes. If you look directly into them, you will know when you will die and how. I have an brother that people confuse with me all the time. His name is Grimm Reaper. He deals with the neutrally moralled souls. I only deal with Good or Wicked souls.
I have to go collect some souls.
Also two questions, What do you and your brother do other than time travel and build stuff? Also, have you heard of a being known as Vozreal?

Sincerely,
Azrael Reaper

(P.S. Sorry for the bluntness, I hate sugarcoating things.)

Dear Azrael,
Don't apologize for the bluntness! I really appreciate people getting straight to the point, mostly because I tend to get caught up with exposition to the point where I forget what I originally intended to talk about. Congratulations on moving, that's great! Visit a ghost town for me.
That's good that people accept gay marriage where you are. I don't know anyone homophobic personally, but they're all over the news. To those people, look, it's not my business who you're into. I'm actually asexual and aromantic, so it really doesn't matter to me. If you love someone, good for you.
And yeah, periods suck. I wouldn't wish that pain on anybody. And my parents won't let me miss school for even the first day of my period, so I usually just have a crappy day when that happens.
I'm glad you like wordplay as well. I like puns, except when my dad makes them. I know that puns are typically a little cheesy, but my dad's jokes are usually just terrible. Theo and I have to fake laugh through it at the dinner table so he doesn't feel bad. Now that I think of it, that's probably how my friends think of me. Well, they put up with me, so I guess I'm doing something right. My really close friends are named Cody and Meryn. There's also Aysen, who got roped into my friend group by Theo, but I feel like something's shady about Aysen. Cody is my voice of reason, but believes that actions speak louder than words. He usually ends up bailing me out of detention (I'm not a bad kid, it's just that some kids in my classes, and this one teacher, consistently try and get me in trouble. I have no idea why). He also makes jokes about my "nemeses" (I don't think of them like that, but it's shorter than saying 'negative acquaintances'). I'll get back to them. Anyway, Meryn is really pretty, but she hates makeup. She's also really smart about biology, and she likes studying plants and architecture, which is an interesting combination. She also seems to glow, but that's probably my terrible eyesight. And it always smells like syrup when she's around, but she doesn't use perfume. Maybe she has pancakes with extra maple every day, I don't know. I also think Theo likes her, but I don't want to make him uncomfortable, and even if he does, it's not my business. Aysen seems nice and we also share the same taste in books and TV shows, but I feel like something's wrong. He's always typing on his laptop and I once found him rifling through the recycling bin of the principal. I'm sure it's nothing, though, and I'm just being paranoid. Maybe he has a blog, or he accidentally threw away a paper he needed or something. But I guess there's nothing he's done wrong, and I'm the problem here. I'm sure I'll keep warming up to him. Theo and I actually started this Friday dinner thing where every Friday, we go to a different person's house to have dinner, so we can try each other's cooking and meet each other's parents and stuff. Last Friday, Theo and I made dinner for everyone and we all watched an episode of Paragon Chronicles, which is a high-fantasy show about… some hero, I was a little confused by the plot. Cody was the only one who wanted to watch it, but Theo and I have been friends with Cody since kindergarten and he's always stuck by our sides even when he got fun of for hanging out with us, so I didn't want to say no. Apparently there's a lot of lore, so if you're not familiar with it, it's really confusing. But Cody said that episode wasn't that good, so maybe it wasn't just me.
I'm more into sci-fi, so I wanted to watch Chronopoint, which is this mystery where two interdimensional detectives travel through time and space, trying to crack down on multidimensional black markets and also trying to solve the mysteries of the universe. The comedy also really resonates with me (it's like hyperbolic metacommentary, science jokes, satire, and ironic juxtaposition combined. It's nerdy, but I enjoy it). Also, I found out Aysen likes this show, so that's something we bonded over.
Cody wears flannel all the time. I swear, it's like he's a cartoon character or something. But I guess the same could be said about anyone I know. What color flannel? Black, or red/black checks, or something else?
I wish I could be six feet tall, but I've come to accept that it's just not going to happen. My brother is 5'6 and he's a little under a year younger than me, but we're in the same grade. People used to think that we were twins because we're in the same grade, but I guess "Irish twins" (we're actually of Scottish and German descent, but that's besides the point) was just too long, so some people refer to us as twins due to our similar facial structure and hair color. We both have brown right eyes, but Theo's left eye is green. It's hereditary.
Also, if people look into your eyes and find out when/how they die, is it possible for the incident to be avoided or is it inevitable? Has anyone ever tried? I feel like that's the kind of stuff that would end horribly. I mean, dying is the part of life that all mortals share, right?
How does collecting souls work?
Other than time traveling and building stuff, Theo and I do some other stuff. We're both geeks when it comes to TV shows, and we're planning to go to a convention dressed up as those two guys from Chronopoint. Cody's coming dressed as the hero of Paragon Chronicles, Meryn is going to be dressed as an evil plant scientist, and Aysen is also coming dressed as someone from Chronopoint. Theo and I both also play instruments. We're both in jazz band, marching band, and chorus (we're both music nerds). I collect bookmarks, which I guess some people think is weird. Theo collects coins from other countries (other than interdimensional travel, our family likes to travel internationally). Relating to the coin thing, this one time in a restaurant, some dude just came up to us with two closed fists and asked each of us to pick a hand. In each hand, he had a coin from a different country! I got a coin with a platypus on it, which was from Australia. The males have poisonous spurs, which has venom toxic enough to cause a human's limb to swell and be useless for an average of three months. Oh, I also like trivia. I have lots of other hobbies, but this letter is really dragging on, sorry. Also, the name Vozreal sounds familiar, but it might be because the ending of the name is similar to your own.
Sincerely,
Chelsea Porter

Dear Chelsea,

Hello. About the whole looking into my eyes thing, the more you try to prevent the incident from happening, the more likely it will happen. Like say someone looks into my eyes, and finds out that they will die from burning alive on a certain day. The more they try to prevent that from happening, the more likely that they will die from burning alive. You understand? I love things with lots of lore behind it. I love anything that makes me think, if only for a moment. Soul-collecting, or "Soul Reaping", as I call it, works in one of two ways. I can either say "Anima a corpore separata", which translates to "Separate the soul from the body", or use my scythe and separate the soul from the body, and store the soul(s) in the blade of the scythe. The latter is much easier to do for me.
I can also time travel and travel between dimensions. For me, time travel works like this: you can go back in time, and alter the past. There are 5 essential rules to time travel; 1: You can not kill anyone immediately related to you that came before you. That means you cannot kill your biological parents, grandparents, etc. Aunts and uncles are okay though, 2: No killing major key figures in history. You cannot kill Hitler, Abraham Lincoln, etc. 3: No altering your own past. 4: Some time paradoxes are necessary. 5: No killing your past self. Number 5 ties in with number 3. Interdimensional Travel is so fun for me to do when I am bored. Like for example, There's a dimension, Dimension 317, where everyone is Irish. Every country is Ireland. It is interesting to go there. You should go and try some "Potato beer, straight from the spud's arse", though I am pretty sure it is just vodka.
About the flannel, I wear black and dark grey bull-checkered flannel. About the name Vozreal, I only ask because I have reason to believe that he (well, technically, they. he's genderfluid, but prefers to assume a male form) may have escaped into another universe, and I'm not sure which one he's in. Vozreal is older than God herself, and is known for his terrifying shade of crimson eyes. He will do anything to gain physical form. He likes to wear a black tuxedo and use an cane.He is very physical attractive, and is clean-shaved. Keep a lookout for anyone who fits that description. Also, never say his name out loud.
What type of books would you recommend for me? What type of weird universes have you encountered?

Sincerely,
Azrael

M.G.

Sorry, this took me so long!! There was kind of a meeting thing the went on for daaayyysss and I didn't want to go but I had to. But it's done now. The only upside was I got to hang out with Lestyr… Jeez, I'm definitely in love with him.

Love has laws where you come from? That's so awesome. I appreciate that more than many would. Oh jeez, the memories are kinda overwhelming, sorry.

You might not need a hug, but I do.

-Syth

Dear Azrael,
Thanks for the clarification with the eye thing. That's really interesting. You said your brother, Grimm Reaper, also collects souls. Does he have the eye thing too? Also, I feel like there's some security there - even if you're in a life-threatening situation, if you're before the time you saw you won't die.
Also, it's nice that you have such clear-cut rules for time travel. Ours is like 1. You can't alter your present. 2. Figure it out, suckers. Theo and I are working on getting more concrete rules. And your interdimensional travel sounds like fun! Having a dimension where everyone is Irish sounds very interesting. I live near Boston, and basically everyone there is either Irish or fake Irish (no, you are not Irish if your mom's dog's nephew's cousin's owner's grandma's sister's cousin's granddaughter is Irish). But I don't think I can have the vodka though, I'm underage. Well, probably not in Ireland, but US citizenship and stuff. Something about me: one of my worst fears is becoming a really bad alcoholic and having my life fall apart. I'm convinced if I touch a drop of alcohol it's going to happen, so I think I'll steer clear. I need Theo to restrain me from eating all the chocolate in the house sometimes, so I can't imagine what having an alcohol addiction would be like for me.
Books I would recommend for you? I feel that you would like urban/high fantasy more than sci-fi, so I'll find something. Maybe I can get my hands on the first two volumes of the Paragon Chronicles, you said you like lore. They're comics, which is cool. It complements the high fantasy style well, at least from what I've heard. I think I might read them too, because Cody is definitely going to geek out about it and I don't want to leave him hanging. Besides, it'll be good for me to step outside of my comfort zone.
Weird dimensions I've been to. Well, something I found out is that the laws of physics and stuff work differently in different dimensions, so I went to this world that has no concept of gravity. Because there was no gravity, planets didn't fully form. So it's more like a bunch of small celestial bodies made of dust, rock, and ice that stuck together because they just rammed into each other and then just stayed like that. Life never formed there because with no gravity, there can't be an atmosphere, but interdimensional travelers inhabited the dimension. There is no sun, so it's really dark, except for the artificial lights that people brought. They also brought plants, so they have oxygen so they can breathe in space without EVA suits. It was really cool because you could bounce from one planetoid to another, but it was really weird. The people were nice though. This other time, I needed some parts for something Theo and I were building, but the parts were basically unobtainable on Earth so we went to the multiverse. We found out that apparently human snack foods are in high demand there, so we traded some a large amount of potato chips and a jelly doughnut for what we needed. We also went to this dimension where there were a bunch of Lovecraftian horror beasts. Theo and I thought we were going to die, until we saw that they were playing card games. I played spit with one of the guys who was made purely out of hands and won some interdimensional money on a bet I made. Theo had to drag me out before I developed a gambling addiction or before the house gave us the boot. We also didn't want to miss dinner.
I'll keep on the lookout for V. I'm going to call him that because I don't want to accidentally say his name out loud. Is it one of those things where if you say someone's name, bad things happen? I've seen lots of guys in tuxes and with canes, but none with crimson eyes.
Sincerely,
Chelsea

Dear Chelsea,

Yes, my brother also has the eyes thing. It's okay to write V's name, just don't say it. Yes, bad things will happen if you say V's name. I might come over to your universe to get an copy of the Paragon Chronicles. I might need to visit soon. Don't worry, you and your brother aren't due to die, yet. If you see an woman that has ghostly white skin, is 6ft tall, and wearing all black clothes, don't worry, that's probably me. So walk up to me and strike up an conversation with me. Just don't touch me, or you will instantly die, literally. If Mortals touch my skin, they die on the spot and that means more paperwork for me.
Some of my hobbies comprise of working out, scythe-play (like swordplay, but with scythes), and singing. All Immortals are angelic singers. Angels, Demons, Horsepeople of the Apocalypse, etc. People have been playing games with me since Eve ate the apple. For example, when someone dies, they have 3 options. 1: accept it. 2: Play an game of their choice in order to to gain up to 25 years or more life. Or 3: ask for reincarnation. You wanna know where the phrase "Cheating death" came from? People cheating while playing a game to gain more years of life. It's one of my biggest "pet peeves", as you Mortals call it. See you soon.
Also, Valentine's day in my universe is coming up, what should I get War?

Sincerely,
Azrael

Dear Azrael,
If you visit soon, I'd love to see you! How cool would it be to know that I met Death herself in person! And I'll be careful not to touch you, I understand. Paperwork is nasty.
All Immortals are good singers. Is that just a thing you guys have when you're born? Who'd you inherit it from?
For options two and three of 'what do you do after you die,' I have some questions. If people cheat at the games in option number two, then you know that they're cheating. Can't you disqualify them or something? That seems unfair. Or is it a win-by-any-means type of thing? And how long does that process take? Does no time pass immediately after they die while they're playing the game? Because what if their body was already put into a coffin by the time they came back if they won? And how does the reincarnation thing work?
When is Valentine's day in your universe? I don't think I'm the best person to ask about getting people Valentine's day gifts, but one of my friends, Cody, is a gift overachiever. He'll write down anything you mention you like and then get something or make something amazing for your birthday. Anyway, your wife is War, so I'm assuming she likes weapons. But maybe she has a lot of those already and it would be cliché. Could you tell me more about her and her interests? And chocolate and a card is always a nice wholesome gift, if also a little cliché.
Also, I need some advice. You've existed from the beginning of time, or something like that, right? You must know how to deal with annoying people. Because there are these two kids, Yash and Victoria, who seem to really dislike me. Yash is an annoying kid who brags about his grades to me all of the time and talks about how he has higher grades than everybody, which is not true. Theo's grades are the highest out of all of the freshmen. Anyway, he's really competitive about academics and recently, I accepted a bet that Yash made (I haven't lost a bet to this day) stating that whoever out of the two of us had better grades on every history assignment until the end of the term gets $500. I shouldn't have been impulsive, but I knew a few things: 1. I could certainly use $500, 2. History is Yash's "worst subject," (he sees history as a worthless subject, so he is rude to the teacher and puts in very minimal effort, but still gets correct answers. However, he loses points all the time for conduct issues), 3. I'm good with betting. I probably shouldn't have been impulsive in accepting, but if I win, he will leave me alone for all eternity, and I just don't want to put up with his nonsense. I'd been experimenting with ignoring him (I'd known him since elementary school, so I've tried a lot of tactics to deal with him) up until that bet. Well, I bet-ter win, or I will never hear the end of Yash's ego.
Victoria, she's one of those rich blonde girls. She hates me for no apparent reason, and I think she wants me expelled. She tattles on me for dumb stuff. I was building a prototype for a treehouse that Theo and I wanted to build in our backyard on a bonsai tree in one of my classes, and Victoria snitched. The thing is, we weren't doing anything at all in that class (the teacher was watching cat videos) and we already did the assigned work. Another time, I accidentally stepped on her shoe (I swear, this was an accident. I don't spite my enemies, I kill them with kindness and a cool head because getting mad does not put out the fire). Then she called me a name (it was probably 'shrimp,' which I don't mind, or 'sea shanty,' which I actually think is cool - people give me nautical nicknames on account of my sea-themed first two names) and then tried to hit me. I used the tiniest bit of self-defense, which was probably overkill because even if she did hit me, I would've been fine, but I wasn't in the mood to be slapped around, so I stopped her. Then she went to the teacher and told her that I hit Victoria. Then I got sent to the office, and that was awkward, because the principal is Victoria's mom, but she didn't seem to believe her own daughter. I am convinced Victoria wants me expelled. I've been killing her with kindness by making myself focus on the nice things about her. I don't hate her, and I don't want to. I also apply this to anyone I dislike or anyone who dislikes me. I could just ignore, them, but that's hard when they are continuously pestering you.
If you have any advice for me, I would be grateful.
C'ya round!
Sincerely,
Chelsea
(Sorry this took so long! Theo and I had to rebuild part of our roof, because we hired a handyman who just ran away with our money, so we had to do it ourselves. Theo and Cody eventually chased down the guy and got our $250 back.)

Dear Chelsea,

First off, Original Immortals (an example being myself) have always existed and always will exist. But yes, we all are great singers. Recent Immortals (examples being Queen Elizabeth who is one of the two Immortals that is human and alive, Chuck Norris, and Mahatma Gandhi) also can sing really well. If they cheat, I know they are cheat, and I disqualify them, which means they don't get another chance at life. And no time passes in what
I call "The Death Limbo", until you actually die. Reincarnation works like you think it would.
Valentine's day is February the 14th. I think I might get her an new motorcycle, since I broke her old one while waiting for mine to get repaired.
My advice for people that are annoying to you? Ignore them. I mean, you won't even remember them once you're out of school. And they won't remember you, either. And that's a good thing. And as an last resort, you could always say that you know Death herself. I highly don't advocate this, however. I don't can't how long you have to take, take as long as you need.

Sincerely,
Azrael