Here you go! Hopefully this isn't too short, I just wanted to provide a bit of background without writing a page of exposition. :)
Hello there, New Pen Pal!
My name is Artimae Moongazer and I am quite ecstatic to be writing this letter! Currently, I have a single friend outside of Vera City, so this is a great opportunity to expand my knowledge of the universe. After all, increasing my sample size of data about the universe can only be beneficial, and because I do not know very much about you at the moment, this is a fantastic vessel for exploration!
Oh, could you give me a second? My parents want to talk to me. Recording, pause.
Elias and Valerie have just informed me that before I am allowed to ask you any questions, I have to write about myself. Blast it! Well, my name is Artimae, I am 14 galactic standard years old, and I’m pursuing botany aboard the scientific research station Vera City. We have a population of 17 scientists, including myself, and the last time any one of us left the station was 15 years ago, when the Vera City Project was founded. I enjoy reading, performing botanical experiments, and holochatting with my best friend, Kaz Regor. Is that enough?
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Fine! Fine. Ok, um, I’m about 70% human and 30%… not. You see, in our region of the universe, humankind arrived about 600 years ago after they fled their dying planet. An accidental wormhole leap brought them in contact with the rest of the established universe, who had previously considered humans to be too primitive to initiate contact. Surprisingly for many species, humans slipped right into the universal order, dispersing across the settled systems. The accelerated reproductive rate of humans and their flexible and adaptive… systems allowed them to integrate their species with many others, and today, most beings are at least some percentage of human. History isn’t really my strong suit, but I do know the basics! I like more scientific pursuits, personally, but each to their own, I suppose.
Great, so I get to ask my questions now! What is your location classified as? Is it a moon, a planet, or an artificial satellite? Have you ever completed a wormhole jump and can you describe the experience? What is the native flora like where you live and is it sentient? Do you orbit a star and could you identify what class it is? Could you-
loud buzzing noise
Whoops! I have to check on one of my experiments, and if I don’t my lab will most likely become covered in fertilizer, so I have to go. Goodbye for now, New Pen Pal!
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