forum "Pass the story?" Add one to two sentences, only rule is just make grammatical sense to the best of your ability!

Started January 11, 2018 by @p3ncil

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"Dumbass!" echoed Al from some hidden pocket dimension.

"HEY, FUCK YOU!" I shouted back, pointing accusingly in her general direction.

"I can't hear you with that pity d*** in your mouth!" came the reply from above.

I looked up, "DAMMIT, GOD! NOT YOU, TOO!!"

There was a momentary silence.

"No no, it's still me, Blind Al."

I scoffed. "Like there's a difference!"

"Did… did you just call me… God!?" Al's face popped into appearance with tears in her eyes, smiling. "I AM GOD YOU BETTER LISTEN THE FUCK UP, Y'ALL!!" Then she laughed.

It was stained purple. Huh… neat.

WTW

TIME HOP: I'm still purple…

A smol child ran up to me. "MURDER" it screamed and ran away

I just stared at it and watched it run into a pole as it ran away. It then scrambled up and tripped and fell down a hill… All while I stood and watched like the heartless human I am.

"Have you seen my son??" A ginger man ran to me and fell to his knees. "Have you seen my son?" He cried.
"Are you the clownfish from finding Nemo?"
"WHERE"S MY SON???"

I blinked at him and pointed down the hill. "He's rollin' away, I think. I mean, a kid just ran by and screamed "MURDER', ran into a pole and proceeded to roll down that large hill. So…" I slapped him on the shoulder, "Go get 'em, tiger."

The man lept up and became the flash and sped down the clifside. "BILL NYE IM COMING!"

Watches the man bound down the hill with wide eyes. I then double over, unable to contain my laughter. "I THINK I HIT MY HEAD A LITTLE TO HARD, BAHAHAHAHAH!!"

The man sped back carrying the smol child in his arms. "Thank you so so much! Billnye, what do you say?"
"MURDER!" The child screamed.
"Very good. Now, kill them." He dropped the smol child with a knife.

My uncontrollable laughing continues as the kid advances with a plastic toy knife.

The child grew, becoming a man, his plastic knife became a long butcher knife, he wore a hood and blood splattered clothes. I just watched the craziest puberty transition ever…
He laughed manically and my laughing stopped.
He tilted his head. "Ready to die now?" He said in a distorted voice.

"Oh, sugar honey iced tea..aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" I shouted as I started to run