forum "Pass the story?" Add one to two sentences, only rule is just make grammatical sense to the best of your ability!

Started January 11, 2018 by @p3ncil

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"IT'S SHITHEAD!" She yelled.

"My name is Sandy." She wrinkled her nose. "After my late husband."

I looked "Sandy" with the utmost concern and confusion. "You named yourself after your dead husband?"

"Yes, Sandy." She poked him in the chest. "You're dead to me."

I blinked in shock. "So…." I started, crinkling my nose, trying to understand. "You're saying that I'm your late husband?"

"That depends. How many people named Sandy are there?" She asked me.

"Well uhm… alot.." I stuttered.

"Hmmmm…." She scrutinized me. "He died in Greece. Eaten alive by a rouge octopus, if I remember correctly."

Meanwhile, Bill was looking between the two of us, clearly confused. This was no way to treat your date - ahem - your friend.

"HEY, uhm i mean hey… can you leave them alone… sandy…? Please?" Bill stuttered.

Thanks, Bill, I thought silently, scooting towards him a bit, away from this Other Sandy.

"OOOOOOOH I SHIP NVM YALL ARE COOT!" Sandy squealed. "O. T. P."

"I'm sorry, what?" I exclaim.

Bill turned beet red. "uhm…"
"You. Two." She clapped. "I will make fanfiction!" She hopped on the table and started doing the swish swish… for some reason…

"Oh god." I bury my head in my hands. "Bill…perhaps we should leave…"

"Uhm…… yeah……." He mumbled.
"SORRY NOT SORRY!!! I SEE I SHIP!" Sandy yelled.

"Okie…have a nice day, then, Other Sandy." I get up and help Bill to his feet.
(can we change his name? I mean we changed Annika to Sandy sooo…)

(yyeeeee you can choose)

We fleed the cafe and walked out into the street.
"Uhm……" Bill, who i have now renamed Alex, couldnt seem to process anything.
"You okay Alex?" I asked, worried.

"Yes…I'm just sure I remember her from somewhere. I just can't pinpoint where, exactly." He admits.

"Interesting…" I mumble.

"Oh, I remember now!" He snaps his fingers. "It's from America's Got Talent auditions. My dad tried out and I was dragged along with him."