forum "Pass the story?" Add one to two sentences, only rule is just make grammatical sense to the best of your ability!

Started January 11, 2018 by @p3ncil

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"Did you know coconut water is used as a substitute for blood?" I ask. "Avoid the cops. Go vegan. Only $1.99 at Walmart!"
The stupid ghopire just stared at me stupidly.

I stared back at the vampire.
"YOU FOLLOWED ME!!" I screamed and scrabbled away from it.
"No, i dint, these are my fangirls." The female teens swarmed him screaming at each other.
"Wally! Wally the Vamp! Oh i love you!" They yelled.

I said nothing. Just gave the ghopire a glance…
just gave him a very sad, sad backward glance…
as I lifted myself by the seat of my pants.
And I'll never forget the smug look on his face
when I heisted myself and took leave of this place,
through a hole in the smog, without leaving a trace.

(Lorax, anyone? No?)

I said nothing. Just gave the ghopire a glance…
just gave him a very sad, sad backward glance…
as I lifted myself by the seat of his pants.
And I'll never forget the smug look on his face
when I heisted myself and took leave of this place,
through a hole in the smog, without leaving a trace.

(Lorax, anyone? No?)

(UMM, Lorax, yes.)
Then I turned around and jumped onto the crowd, crowd surfing while scream singing "Pocketful Of Sunshine" as they passed me along over their heads.

(Also gotta say, Connie, Wally just makes me think of Iris's brother Wally from that silly DC tv show The Flash)

All of them had grape flavoured slurpies for some reason.

As I came down from the crowd surfing, I realized I was dyed purple from the grape slurpies.

"Ah, sh*t. Not again." I muttered as I looked myself up and down. "This was worse than that case of dutch elm disease that I caught in Tijuana."

(Shrek the Musical, anyone? XD)

"Seltzer water and lemon for blood," Blind Al said, appearing out of nowhere. "Or wear red. Dumbass."

"Wha—these are stains from grape flavouring, not blood!"

(Deadpool, anyone?)

"Are you sure about that?" Darkiplier appeared directly behind me, his chest touching my shoulders.

I looked at him skeptically before he said, "This'll work, I promise." He offered me a vile of something.

I reluctantly took it before he disappeared.

(WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER?????????????????????????????????)

Suddenly a llama driving a car zoomed by.

@The.Anime.Addict, Leader.Of.The.Lord.andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer).Cult. 📚 Blind Al is a woman XD

"Are you sure about that?" Darkiplier appeared directly behind me, his chest touching my shoulders.

I looked at him skeptically before he said, "This'll work, I promise." He offered me a vile of something.

I reluctantly took it before he disappeared.

(WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER?????????????????????????????????)

(Darkiplier? Markiplier? Who? What?)

@The.Anime.Addict, Leader.Of.The.Lord.andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer).Cult. 📚 Blind Al is a woman XD

Sorry! I was too lazy to catch up on all the randomness XD

"Are you sure about that?" Darkiplier appeared directly behind me, his chest touching my shoulders.

I looked at him skeptically before he said, "This'll work, I promise." He offered me a vile of something.

I reluctantly took it before he disappeared.

(WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER?????????????????????????????????)

(Darkiplier? Markiplier? Who? What?)

(Is this a joke or do you not know who they are?)

"Are you sure about that?" Darkiplier appeared directly behind me, his chest touching my shoulders.

I looked at him skeptically before he said, "This'll work, I promise." He offered me a vile of something.

I reluctantly took it before he disappeared.

(WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER?????????????????????????????????)

(Darkiplier? Markiplier? Who? What?)

(Is this a joke or do you not know who they are?)

Nope, not a joke. I live under a rock. Would you be kind enough to explain?

Oh, okay. Sorry, I don't watch YouTube much. I don't have an account or anything. The most I ever watch YouTube is when my Dan & Phil obsessed friends kidnap me and make me watch a whole bunch of their videos
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Oh, okay. Sorry, I don't watch YouTube much. I don't have an account or anything. The most I ever watch YouTube is when my Dan & Phil obsessed friends kidnap me and make me watch a whole bunch of their videos
｡◕ ‿ ◕｡

(Don't worry, I won't force you to do anything. Although, I do like Dan and Phil. I would recommend it though. ;D)

@The.Anime.Addict, Leader.Of.The.Lord.andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer).Cult. 📚 Blind Al is a woman XD

Sorry! I was too lazy to catch up on all the randomness XD

Haha. That's okay.

Oh, okay. Sorry, I don't watch YouTube much. I don't have an account or anything. The most I ever watch YouTube is when my Dan & Phil obsessed friends kidnap me and make me watch a whole bunch of their videos
｡◕ ‿ ◕｡

(Don't worry, I won't force you to do anything. Although, I do like Dan and Phil. I would recommend it though. ;D)

Okay :)

So….this story has really gone down the gutter XD

I took the vial, looked at it, then shrugged and splattered it under my arms kinda like deodorant.