"Yeah, no, hun," a lady said as she appeared out of nowhere.
She flicked my ear with a long, red-painted fingernail. I gaped at her. She was…gelatinous, wearing a floppy dark purple hat and a matching dress with a fur neckline. She had too many chins to count and her smile was thoroughly disturbing.
"M—Miki-ti?!" I gasped in shock.
"Yes, it is I, M-Miki-ti," she said drily. "Otherwise known as….
(Dramatic pause)
"Pinepple."
(And there, ladies and gentlemen, is your quality plot twist.)
(aaahhhhh)
I screamed. "PInepple?!!!??? You're a woman???? AUHHHHHHHHH!!"
"Excuse me, but how is that confusing?"
"You were a male dinosaur before! You had make pronouns used or your dialogue, how can this not be confusing? You literally just disowned me for Wonderland!" I aruged.
"How did you even manage to look like Miki-ti? You're a dinosaur!" I asked, point a finger at hi—no. Her? Them? AGH.
"I am Miki-ti, hun," Pinepple said.
"That's not possible," I insisted.
"You're not possible. You were never meant to be born."
"Rude" Pinepple said while chuckling a little bit.
"Hey guys, you should respect her!" Danielle said while glaring around the room.
"What?? She said that to me!!" I protested. "The writer forgot to add who said it and she/he, i dont even know, was meant to!!"
Honestly, I couldn't tell if they were uglier as a dinosaur or a…..woman? Blob? Whatever she was.
"Oh well. I honestly don't know what's going on…" She replied as she shrugged.
((okay I am so confused right now))
((Guys I think we should call Pinepple/Miki-ti "they"))
(ya)
((Miki-ti is a character from the anime The Devil is a Part-Timer. She's the devil's landlord. She's terrifying. I'm down for calling her 'they' though. This is Miki-ti:))
"F*$% this shit, i'm out!" I walked away and created a portal back to another world, one that may be less crazy.
As I stepped through the portal, a strange chill began to creep into my bones. Stepping onto the other side I can only see a plain of ice stretching to the horizon.
((lol she looks like the Witch of the Waste from Howl's Moving Castle))
Suddenly, a tauntaun bounded into view. "Quick, hop on before they find us!" it barked. It looked like I'd found myself a new partner!
As I looked around for enemies, I noticed a group of strange ships quickly gaining ground on us. We'd have better luck hiding than running at their pace.
Onboard the strange ships were groups of pirate unicorns who were tired of the pure life.
And their vampire master.
The vampire master was, hiwever, very sunburnt and worn a white sheet over himself to keep the sun's rays from burning him even more….he looked like a stupid ghost
"Rar, rar." The ghosty vampire said. "I vant to succ your blud."