forum "Pass the story?" Add one to two sentences, only rule is just make grammatical sense to the best of your ability!

Started January 11, 2018 by @p3ncil

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I turn to look over my shoulder. A large, beefy man with a frankly unsightly beard was pressing a…a chicken thigh? To my head.

Why did I keep thinking about food??

My head ached and throbbed, but I knew I had to get away from him. Rising slowly, I take out the dagger I had used on the first magical being I met and thrust it at him.
Blood splashed on the grass-covered ground. Blood that looked like spilled punch…
An uncontrollable thirst racked my body.

Wow, I thought, my life is really screwed up. All of this, and I can't even get my hand on a McMuffin?

I stepped over the man that had tried to intimidate me and pinned him down with my left boot on his throat and my dagger dangerously close to his nether regions. Fear flashed in his eyes as he realized there was only way out of this predicament.

And thus he called his magic unicorn who leapt through a portal and whisked him away to the safety of the magical unicorn land. (Or wherever it is that unicorns live).

Everything was pitch black, much unlike the once rainbow filled place it once was.
None of the unicorns were happy, they were all suffering in the colorless land.

Jack Frost had stolen all the colours of the rainbow and thrown them into the mortal world on some tiny little island for two girls named Rachel and Kirsty to find and now we're just turning into the rainbow fairies series so let's just stop that right there.

(I'm never having the rainbow fairies book series in my classroom ever again. Two girls would fight over the same book day in and day out and drove me to just about throw it out!)

From what I could glimpse into this portal I knew I could not follow. If one intends to harm another they are not permitted to enter the other world. I had to wait until he emerged back into our dimension - and I hate waiting.

UNFORTUANETLY I had to wait so I set up shop with my beanbag and a huge mound of chicken nuggets. Ah, this was the life.

No! It's getting lost in the forums!

Wow guys that was really… imaginative.
I'm proud.

@p3ncil sorry. It got a bit…out of hand, what with the melodrama and randomness. Oops. XD

LOVE IT

I ripped open my beanbag and watched as all the little pills and foam nuggets spilled out onto the concrete floor. Then I bite into my cold chicken nuggets as the sun rose up and warmed the frigid pale blue-grey sky. Yes, my little concrete house did not have a roof.

But it had windows. I looked out one and saw a huge shadow dart past.

As I wondered what it could be, I heard something form behind me, and when I turned around, the sight made me drop my nuggets.

A pterodactyl was staring at me. It grabbed my lovely delicious nuggets on the ground, and ran away with them.

I kept running and running, not stopping for even a minute. As I ran, I ate more of the nuggets, but each time, another nugget appeared in my hand. I looked behind me, but nothing was there. So I stopped and sat down where I was so I could think.

Right. What was the best way to get out of this situation? The simple answer was that there wasn't so much as a good way. I shouldn't have even gotten into this in the first place. With all the good options gone, only the bad one remained.

And then it was there again, those stupid teleporting dinosaurs, they make me want to listen to Raptor 2: My Pet Dino by F-777! With this new idea, I jumped up and did a backflip right on the back of the large flying creature. Now I have a pet dino! I made a chicken nugget bridle to control the dinosaur, whom I will now call Pinepple.

Pineapple was a jolly Dino. He was quite… how do you say…. awkward. He always knitted and never spoke!!!! The only thing me and the Dino had in common was we liked chicken nuggets.

Pinepple and I soared through the sky in search of even more chicken nuggets.

(For some strange reason, I like to call them chicken nuggers)