forum Another 'Pass the Story!' Have fun!

Started January 15, 2018 by @Astrid

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xD
IMMA DO THAT

idek how

you wanna meet my brother asked tom hes calleed tom cruise

So here I am, with Shrek, Ugandian Knuckles, and Alfred the seal.
And welcome to the team: Svtfoe fanboy, Tom Cruise/Kurel.

and our mission?
just make hell nicer than heaven

“DANG IT! We forgot Pepe and the tide pods!” Tom Cruise said.

Suddenly, dat boi came wheeling in. We all thought he was dead!

Tom Cruise appeared surprised but then muttered in his Scientologist voice "That will do, now we just need the rage faces and Stefán Karl Stefánsson and then the ritual will be complete…"

“But first, we need to get Carl and Paul. If we can’t get Paul, that’s okay. Carl is the one we need. He is the dank killer that we need for our ritual.”

(Paul and Carl are from llamas with hats XD)

“Wait, I thought killing people was Carl’s least favorite thing to do.” I said, confused.

"No, it's all a facade. This is what really goes on behind the memes. He's a mass murderer, perfect for our mission." He replied, a grin spreading across his face. I was beginning to think this'll be a lot of fun.

"Did I mention we need a sacrafice? youd be perfect" he added

“Carl’s a spy on the inside. And we need a spy on the inside.” said Tom Cruise.

"WHAT IS GOING ON?!" I shrieked. Everyone stared at me. Oops?

Shrek turned to me and whispered. "I don't even know…"

Then the world exploded. There was much chaos and many flying cheese buns. Aliens whizzed in on ludicrous and frankly impossible looking space vehicles (because really, these were not nearly dignified enough to be called "ships"). When at last the baby powder cleared from the air, (don't ask where it came from, no one quite knows), I was being stared in the face by a particularly short and squat looking alien the colour of that gross, heavily-stained mustard carpet in my grandmother's living room.

Tom Cruise turned the virtual reality simulator off. "And that's what the ritual will do," he explained in a grave and sombre tone that reminded me of the time my blackberry jelly had fallen onto my jumper once.
"I will make the planet explode to summon the aliens"

I frowned. What the taco? "Why the taco would exploding the earth common aliens?" I asked.

Then Paxi suddenly waddled up to Tom Cruise. “Sir, What are the requirements to be able to work with you?”

((I don't even know whats going on anymore…))

"You have to be Tom Cruise, perfect, like me." He flipped his hair and smirked at everything.

"WHAT THE FRESH FISH IS HAPPENING?" This time no one paid me any attention. I refused to flip my hair and instead glared at the ground, smirking at nothing.

"Ah, honey, are you jealous?" Tom smirked at me.

"No, Tom," I spat, hating him and his perfect teeth.

"Awww. You are! How cute!" He said, making a cute face at me.
((Can we get them together?))

I wrinkled my nose at him. "Ew."

((Sure. I don't know how though.))

“I WANNA BE IN THE CULT THOOOOUUUGH.” The Penguin whined.

I looked over at Paxi and my nose wrinkled further. "Double ew."