forum Another 'Pass the Story!' Have fun!

Started January 15, 2018 by @Astrid

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I appeared in hell.
I heard a deep voice say, " Welcome to hell, you do know as to why you're here, correct?"

Funny how the survivors usually say it smells like brimstone, there is fire eating up the walls and screaming can be heard from every corner… it looked an awful lot like high school.
Oh hell, this is hell.

Reluctantly, I wandered the halls, and came to an all too familiar locker. After taking a quick, anxious look around, I entered in my combination and opened the horrible, blue, creaky metal door. I let out a piercing scream as something white and fluffy soared over my head. When I recovered, I realized that it was Arnold! Had he come to free me from Hell?

Only Arnold was a seal. Why was he fluffy? High school always messed with me.

Arnold the fluffy seal (I mean, what?) whirled around to face me, muttering something in Sealish or whatever seals speak. He pointed a flipper at me, and, suddenly, I was a seal, too!
He said something in Sealish again–I understood him, this time–and suddenly we were in the Amazon.

The river was muddy and green and forest life surrounded us. This was NOT the seal habitat. I looked at Arnold, who also seemed confused. He muttered something in Sealish then looked around. I understood him perfectly. "This isn't the northern Atlantic, how'd we…" His voice was a medium pitch with a nerdy tone in it, I didn't know how to explain it, it was just weird.
And then we were back with Shrek who looked amused. "Have fun on your little date with the devil?" He asked, flipping his braided hair over his shoulder like a girl.
"No!" I replied. "High school is hell."
Clicking sounded in the distance. The area grew deathly silent other than the strange clicking. The bushes swayed like a giant creature was moving through, stalking us. I backed away, the strong independent lesbian woman disappeared.

A red ball of flurry pounced at us from the bushes.
"DO U KNO DE WAE?" They all said in unison. Shrek fell over, obviously shocked. Arnold ran behind my legs.
"Ugandian Knuckles? I thought they went extinct, like Dodo birds…" I muttered, confused.

The Knuckles with the Trump wig was the first to draw blood. A blur of red, it lunged at Shrek's leg, clamped down with sharp fangs and thrashed its head like a rabid beast of the savannah. A girlish shriek rang out and the rest were on him in a heartbeat, crunching bone, tearing flesh, clicking tongues. "My friend" was all I thought before I drew one of my copious knives from a thigh and drove it through the pot leaf design on the belly of the Knuckles closest to me.

and then all hell let loose…literally

The earth beneath us cracked open, spewing flames and lava out. I rushed away and tried to tear Shrek from the jaws of the Ugandan Knuckles. I ended up pulling both Shrek and the Knuckles but, at least Shrek wouldn't burn to death.
From the crack in the ground rose the devil, the same one from the High School. The devil was a light purple with salmon/red spiky hair. He had three red eyes. He had two yellow-ish horns on the side of his head and a megaphone in his hand. He wore a red torn shirt with a star in it and black torn shorts. It was a weird sight.
"Uh, this isn't Mewni." He spoke, his voice had a light tone in it, unlike from what I heard in High School hell. He must've used the megaphone. "Who are you?" He asked me, a quizzical look on his face.
"Who are you?" I replied.
"Tom, the Prince of Demons."

"tom..as in tom kurel"
"yeah why"
tom kuerel…my ex boyfriend

thanks xD

“I thought you said Tom Cruise.”

xD
IMMA DO THAT

idek how

you wanna meet my brother asked tom hes calleed tom cruise

So here I am, with Shrek, Ugandian Knuckles, and Alfred the seal.
And welcome to the team: Svtfoe fanboy, Tom Cruise/Kurel.

and our mission?
just make hell nicer than heaven

“DANG IT! We forgot Pepe and the tide pods!” Tom Cruise said.

Suddenly, dat boi came wheeling in. We all thought he was dead!

Tom Cruise appeared surprised but then muttered in his Scientologist voice "That will do, now we just need the rage faces and Stefán Karl Stefánsson and then the ritual will be complete…"

“But first, we need to get Carl and Paul. If we can’t get Paul, that’s okay. Carl is the one we need. He is the dank killer that we need for our ritual.”

(Paul and Carl are from llamas with hats XD)

“Wait, I thought killing people was Carl’s least favorite thing to do.” I said, confused.