Okay so I'm not just crazy
I don't like parties. They're loud, uncomfortable, chaotic, and they're never hosted by people I know
Dammit I wish we lived closer. I would host the best parties of small groups of people playing board games and baking random things
I wish we did too <3
I just feel like the stereotypical "hahaha let's get smashed and fuck!" teen parties aren't a thing? Maybe I'm just naive (read: a nerd who doesn't hang out with the quote-unquote 'popular' kids and therefore has no knowledge of what the tea is) but I don't really think we have those lol
(hello I have been stalking)
People wanna get smashed, but they fuck on their own time, not at parties
And its usually only seniors, maybe some juniors
Okay so I'm not just crazy
I don't like parties. They're loud, uncomfortable, chaotic, and they're never hosted by people I know
Dammit I wish we lived closer. I would host the best parties of small groups of people playing board games and baking random things
I wish we did too <3
I just feel like the stereotypical "hahaha let's get smashed and fuck!" teen parties aren't a thing? Maybe I'm just naive (read: a nerd who doesn't hang out with the quote-unquote 'popular' kids and therefore has no knowledge of what the tea is) but I don't really think we have those lol
(hello I have been stalking)
People wanna get smashed, but they fuck on their own time, not at parties
And its usually only seniors, maybe some juniors
Ah.
That makes sense, I'm a sophomore and the setup of my school is John Mulaney voice already so goddamn weird
It is.
Literally no one does this.
Incorrect
I mean we live in the same state and my hometown has 4.5 times the amount of people as yours and I've never really heard of them happening….
We didn't even do it in college. And I went to 3.
Not a peep of it in high school.
No one does it.
Would I have written an entire post about it if nobody did it?
Dear Lord, heaven forbid someone does games that you don't, but okay boomer
If anyone was interested in writing about it, there ya go.
Eris lives in Cali.
Her town probably had a bigger population than both of ours combined.
Pretty sure she's right.
This forum is for writers serious about smut scenes. With real questions about sexual education and the like.
Please don't make this a big deal.
Eris lives in Cali.
Her town probably had a bigger population than both of ours combined.
Pretty sure she's right.
*Lived.
But your statement applies to both my past city and current city… and the cities I lived in for college.
Yeah I’ve never heard it happen and I am friends with a lot of partygoers. So no, I don’t think it ever happens. And I live more near a city with a lot of redneck hillbillies so they do the nit gritty of stupid human stuff.
yeah it’s not pre-school up in here.
We’re referring to shit like sex
that you’d want to spoil alert in a public forum
or never say to your grandma
hi i could use this
i have some questions lmao
this is awkward af
first off how much exactly does it hurt a girl first time
That ain't a question for me
Stares at person who was talking about this to me
This doesn't even really belong in the smut chat, but this gorl wanted to discuss Spin the Bottle and Seven Minutes in Heaven
Idk, could be useful for some people ig
So, as someone who has played Spin the Bottle before, I'm just gonna say that it's nothing like the media displays it to be. It's more humorous than serious, at least most of the time. And if there's someone in the group that you actually want to kiss, then good luck, because it rarely happens. When the bottle lands on someone, there's a few seconds of awkward silence before y'all actually smooch. And usually you laugh. A lot. It's not really romantic; It's more like kissing a friend while your other friends watch and cheer creepily.
As for Seven Minutes in Heaven, I don't know about anyone else who has played this, but for me I don't think anyone I've played with has actually hooked up while playing. There's usually some kissing, maybe a blowjob, but that's it. Like I said, maybe in other people's groups there are actual hookups, but like?? Idk. If you were to actually hook up though, there's not usually much room and sometimes it's easier to just mess up each other's hair, tug on your shirt a little and just return to your friends.
That's all I have to say on the matter. I'd say nobody asked, but somebody did.
what happens if you dont want to kiss someone
yeah it’s not pre-school up in here.
We’re referring to shit like sex
that you’d want to spoil alert in a public forum
or never say to your grandma
Okay, you go talk to your grandma about spin the bottle and seven minutes.
For the last time, if anyone wanted to write about it, there is a resource.
I'm done with this conversation
