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Started August 11, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Havenwood? God of fricking hunting? Are you drunk on crayon wax or something? You sound like a 5-year-old." She giggled. "It would be kind of cute if you weren't in a state of major distress."

"OOOOH! LOOK AT THE DUCKY SHAPED ONE!"

(this is just…oml)
"Yep. Drunk of crayon wax. Just don't pass out on me or anything." She rolled her eyes and continued the dragging. Hey, princess. Looks like I don't have to wait until tonight…lover boy is sick, eh? In the mind, yeah?

Havenwood waved his head around humming. Distantly, something stirred.
OI! Wake up!
uuggghhhh no…

Ugh. See you tonight, princess. "Please tell me you're out of the demented child state. Havenwood? Do the clouds look like ducks or no?"

Havenwood drunkenly waved his head around. "Uuughhh ducky clouds? What?"

Elise shook her head. "Never mind. Can you stand up?"

"Mmmm…" He put his weight on his legs, which shivered but didn't give. "Yeah, I suppose."

"Good. I can help you a little, but you're a heck lot heavier than me, so you're gonna have a walk a bit. Okay?" Elise put his arm around her shoulder for support.

Havenwood nodded and started limping along. "Was that Conscience? Did she come back?"

"Yeah. I guess you can't really yell at her when you're…oh, I don't know, acting like a five-year-old child."

Havenwood hummed and glanced around. "Where are we?"

"Well, I've been dragging you about twenty feet per hour while you were immobile for half an hour. So," She added, glaring at him, "Not very far from where we started."

Havenwood glared at her. "You're not being very open-minded. I just fell off of a cliff and into a river and almost drowned. Give it a break."

"You can't die. You could have told me before you didn't respond for ten minutes." She shivered. "You scared me."

"Yeah, but I probably could've. My immortality isn't… as efficient as the other Gods. The God of Hunting isn't as important as the others."

"No more of that. The point is, you scared me, and we have to go home." She shook her head.

Havenwood sighed. "Sure, sure. Home."

(what if like everyone has one trait that is more developed than the rest and so they can speak to it, of sorts, Elise's is Conscience and Havenwood's is Jealousy or something? And Jealousy's been gone for a bit but he returns? Idk.)
"Can't you go any faster?" Despite Elise being small, she's still faster than him in his injured state.

(I was thinking about that, and I might just have like, the God-perfect portion of him try and perfect him. If that makes sense)

Havenwood sighed. "Why don't you just leave me here to die?"

*Like, the plastics trying to beautify someone and make them all polished and rule-following? Yeah.)
Elise turns to gape at Havenwood. "You better tell me that was sarcasm."

(Well, no, more like the God that people think that he's supposed to be. Like all high and mighty, basically, what people expect Gods to be.)

Havenwood grumbled something and didn't respond.

(like…controlling?)
"Repeat that, please. Louder." Elise set her lips in a firm line and stood in front of him.

(It'll explain itself once I get the chance.)

Havenwood glared at her. "Let's just continue walking."

"What did you say?" Elise doesn't budge.
(okay)