Lmfao )

What do you call a noodle pretending to be something its not?
An

Impasta

This will change @Nerd 's puns forever

I already used that one! SUCKERS!

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died??

He pasta way.

Ellis grinned widely.

Do you want to skip?)

(BTW guys, I'm in Florida right now, just touched down from the plane, Disneyworld, here I come!)

(YOOOOOO I'm going to Florida on Tuesday)

(BTW guys, I'm in Florida right now, just touched down from the plane, Disneyworld, here I come!)

(YOOOOOO I'm going to Florida on Tuesday)

My grandparents are stranded in Florida… their pilot had health issues. Not sure if they will be home for Easter.
And sure, @Lil-Owl)

Hey do you need somebody who can put two of the same animal on a boat?

I Noah guy.

Hey do you need somebody who can put two of the same animal on a boat?

I Noah guy.

(Hi yes is this the christian church? I'd like to stop being Catholic.)

Hey do you need somebody who can put two of the same animal on a boat?

I Noah guy.

(Omgeeze me and my friends at church used this so often XD)

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Peter had gotten to the hospital with no issues. However, the same couldn't be said for his state of health. He was practically comatose by now, and so was kept under strict watch by nurses in order to avoid organ failure, and to almost constantky pump the poor young man back full of medicine.

(@NERD have you read our plans???)

about Fae and Kimber and Adelaide? Yeah.

Skylar sat next to Peter for a while until the nurses pushed her out. She and Ellis sat outside his room in the floor in silence.

Ellis twiddled with his thumbs.

( got to go to bed! Gnight!)

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

Bison. ))

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

Bison. ))

How did Lance McClain come out to his mother?
Lance: Hey mom, you know what you have in common with those bison?
Lance's mom: No, what?
Lance: You also have a bi son!
Lance: And I'm dating Keith

HELLO GOOD MORNING HAPPY EASTER! )

Happy Easter y’all!!! Also what is Klance

Frankie smiled as Blake's head rested in the crook of her neck. Eventually, she fell asleep like that, his heartbeat against her own.

Happy Easter y’all!!! Also what is Klance

I'm sorry Topaz, we can't be friends anymore.

Happy Easter y’all!!! Also what is Klance

I'm sorry Topaz, we can't be friends anymore.

Wait wut. All I did was ask! No but seriously, where is this from?

I'll let the other crazy Voltron fangirls answer that.