forum Roleplay, anyone? (permanently closed)

Started January 25, 2018 by @blue_topaz

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"Oh shut up." Dani said smiling. Then she kissed him.

Zander was surprised when she kissed him, but kissed her back..You know for someone who claims to have had little to no dating experience, you're a very good kisser. Should I be worried you're cheating on me with your pillow?(edited)

Dani rolled her eyes. Y'know, you should really just shut up. Dani retorted.

I'm a little door key. (dorky)

Bravocado!

Don't fart in an Apple's store. They don't have Windows.

Don't fart in an Apple's store. They don't have Windows.

I know it's corny, but you're a-maize-ing!

Russian dolls are so full of themselves

Okay. Zander thought, his hand flowing through her hair.I Zander Krypt, henceforth swear to shut up. He thought playfully.

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef? He pasta way.

I snailed it.

Thank you Dani thought back.

(For Blake) If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

(Macha, you fine slice o' cinnabon) If I had a dollar every time I think of you, I'd have a dollar, because you never leave my mind.

(Zander) Are you a cold? Because I'd like to catch you sometime.

(Peter) Here you go, hot tea, because that's what you are, a hottie.

You're welcome. Zander thought. Just in case though I think I'm going pillow shopping tomorrow, I just have this feeling you might have bed bugs, but you know, just on the pillows.

(Dani) I guavatate towards you, because you're really bossy.

(Skylar) You're eggs-actly what Peter's looking for.