(Applause)
THAT'S RIGHT!
(More applause)
HAHAHA THAT'S EVEN MORE RIGHT!
(EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
AMAZING! I'M FINALLY BEING APPRECIATED!
(PAYS PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
I'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME A PUN MASTER!
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YOU CAN BOW DOWN TO ME AS I'VE BECOME A PUN WIZARD-KING!
(RUNS OUT OF MONEY PEOPLE WHO PAID PEOPLE RUN OUT OF MONEY LESS APPLAUSE)
NO!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
(GETS LOAN FROM BANK MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE FROM BEFORE)
YES, YES! MORE, MORE! BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M PUN OVERLORD!
Dani coughed. Nonononono don't. Stop. No. She told herself. Her side felt like it was on fire. She gently pulled away from Zander and laid down on her bed.
(Applause)
THAT'S RIGHT!
(More applause)
HAHAHA THAT'S EVEN MORE RIGHT!
(EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
AMAZING! I'M FINALLY BEING APPRECIATED!
(PAYS PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
I'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME A PUN MASTER!
(PEOPLE WHO GOT PAID PAY EVEN MORE PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
YOU CAN BOW DOWN TO ME AS I'VE BECOME A PUN WIZARD-KING!
(RUNS OUT OF MONEY PEOPLE WHO PAID PEOPLE RUN OUT OF MONEY LESS APPLAUSE)
NO!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
(GETS LOAN FROM BANK MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE FROM BEFORE)
YES, YES! MORE, MORE! BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M PUN OVERLORD!
Makes everyone quit applauding forever.
(Applause)
THAT'S RIGHT!
(More applause)
HAHAHA THAT'S EVEN MORE RIGHT!
(EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
AMAZING! I'M FINALLY BEING APPRECIATED!
(PAYS PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
I'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME A PUN MASTER!
(PEOPLE WHO GOT PAID PAY EVEN MORE PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
YOU CAN BOW DOWN TO ME AS I'VE BECOME A PUN WIZARD-KING!
(RUNS OUT OF MONEY PEOPLE WHO PAID PEOPLE RUN OUT OF MONEY LESS APPLAUSE)
NO!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
(GETS LOAN FROM BANK MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE FROM BEFORE)
YES, YES! MORE, MORE! BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M PUN OVERLORD!
(TURNS TO BILL GATES AND PAYS MORE PEOPLE CREATING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
(Applause)
THAT'S RIGHT!
(More applause)
HAHAHA THAT'S EVEN MORE RIGHT!
(EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
AMAZING! I'M FINALLY BEING APPRECIATED!
(PAYS PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
I'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME A PUN MASTER!
(PEOPLE WHO GOT PAID PAY EVEN MORE PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
YOU CAN BOW DOWN TO ME AS I'VE BECOME A PUN WIZARD-KING!
(RUNS OUT OF MONEY PEOPLE WHO PAID PEOPLE RUN OUT OF MONEY LESS APPLAUSE)
NO!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
(GETS LOAN FROM BANK MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE FROM BEFORE)
YES, YES! MORE, MORE! BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M PUN OVERLORD!
(TURNS TO BILL GATES AND PAYS MORE PEOPLE CREATING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
SMILES, THANK YOU FOR CLAPPING. I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH!
(Applause)
THAT'S RIGHT!
(More applause)
HAHAHA THAT'S EVEN MORE RIGHT!
(EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
AMAZING! I'M FINALLY BEING APPRECIATED!
(PAYS PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
I'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME A PUN MASTER!
(PEOPLE WHO GOT PAID PAY EVEN MORE PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
YOU CAN BOW DOWN TO ME AS I'VE BECOME A PUN WIZARD-KING!
(RUNS OUT OF MONEY PEOPLE WHO PAID PEOPLE RUN OUT OF MONEY LESS APPLAUSE)
NO!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
(GETS LOAN FROM BANK MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE FROM BEFORE)
YES, YES! MORE, MORE! BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M PUN OVERLORD!
(TURNS TO BILL GATES AND PAYS MORE PEOPLE CREATING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
SMILES, THANK YOU FOR CLAPPING. I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH!
Makes Applause stop eternally, @Nerd, your time is up.
Dani coughed. Nonononono don't. Stop. No. She told herself. Her side felt like it was on fire. She gently pulled away from Zander and laid down on her bed.
Zander rushed to her side and kneeled by her bed."It's your side isn't it?"
(hahaha, Abigail, only @ONLINE_ROBO can respond to our thread. (bumps fists)
(hahaha, Abigail, only @ONLINE_ROBO can respond to our thread. (bumps fists)
(Please stop with that thread. Please.)
(Applause)
THAT'S RIGHT!
(More applause)
HAHAHA THAT'S EVEN MORE RIGHT!
(EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
AMAZING! I'M FINALLY BEING APPRECIATED!
(PAYS PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
I'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME A PUN MASTER!
(PEOPLE WHO GOT PAID PAY EVEN MORE PEOPLE TO APPLAUD MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
YOU CAN BOW DOWN TO ME AS I'VE BECOME A PUN WIZARD-KING!
(RUNS OUT OF MONEY PEOPLE WHO PAID PEOPLE RUN OUT OF MONEY LESS APPLAUSE)
NO!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
(GETS LOAN FROM BANK MAKING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE FROM BEFORE)
YES, YES! MORE, MORE! BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M PUN OVERLORD!
(TURNS TO BILL GATES AND PAYS MORE PEOPLE CREATING EVEN MORE APPLAUSE)
SMILES, THANK YOU FOR CLAPPING. I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH!
(BUILDS A LASER THAT DRAWS A PICTURE ON THE MOON OF THE CLAPPING SYMBOL)
Zander's brow creased in worry, and he summoned his inner Dani." No more deterring me from taking you to the doctor. You are going now even if I have to carry you." He said both softly and firmly.
"I think you'll have to." Dani gasped. White hot pain shot through her side.
Zander tried to pick her up as gently as possible but still saw her wince, and carried her out of the room, out of the flat and into the hall. He started his way down the winding path looked down at her."Okay, what's wrong with your side? Is it your ribs or your stomach?" Zander said, feeling panic edge into his voice and picked up the pace.
"I don't……..know." Dani kept her breaths steady.
"Okay, just don't concentrate on it then." Zander said as they approached the medical wing.
Zander walked into the medical wing and flagged down a nurse who made him set Dani on a bed.
Dani laid her head back on the pillow. "Why does this always happen?" She asked to no on in particular.
Zander stayed by Dani until a doctor came by. "Hey so what are you guys going to do first Dr…" "Oh Yeah, I'm Dr. Ink-Ompetent,(pronounced 'incompetent') and first we're going to get an x-ray and an ultrasound."
"I thought ultrasounds were for pregnant people?" Zander questioned.
"It's also to see inside the body to help tell if somethings…" Dr. Ink-Ompetent thought for a moment." All jacked up." he finally concluded, checking his watch.
Dani raised her eyebrows. "All jacked up?" She asked weakly, still managing to hold a little sarcasm in her voice.
"Well I could have gone into a more in-depth description, but this poor boy looks like he is struggling to keep up." He said jokingly, while motioning to Zander who was in fact struggling to follow along.Then a nurse came up and whispered to him."Ah yes, it seems the x-ray machine has opened up, so we should head there now. You help me to move her bed, we're short handed because a bunch of teenagers are taking up all of our doctors. I tell you, ones so full of bullet holes in his wings he could take a second job as swiss cheese, ones bleeding purple, and I don't even know what's wrong with the third one yet." He said as he and Zander pushed the bed down the halls." I think they think I'm a miracle worker, I tell you."
"Wait what happened to Blake?" Dani struggled to sit up as her bed was moved down the halls.
"OH so you know the swiss cheese boy." Dr. Ink-Ompetent said as they pulled up to a room."It seems he decided to take on an entire RAC compound to free a dragon for the purple blood boy who talks about cheeseburgers." Zander smacked his forehead. Of course he did, now the RAC knows he's not dead. OHH NO NOW THE RAC IS GOING TO CHECK ALL MY CASES!
(Imma head to bed g'nite)
