A student raised her hand, and Miss Lansing called on her. "Are we reading the preface?"
"You may read it on your own time if you're so inclined. For now, may I have a volunteer to read?" Miss Lansing asked, as she rose from behind her desk and looking out over the girls. "Miss Lane?"
The girl in question looked up with wide eyes. "Oh, okay. Um… A Summary of English Development by Denise J. Edwards, Ph.D.
"The English language is a complex system that few are able to see the true value of. Literature, poetry, prose, and playwright have crafted the formation of our society. Giving literature a rating to determine its greatness has been difficult, being of the many opinions of many different peoples. But even the oldest and most eloquent of literature texts can be rated using the Jenkins-Edwards System…"
The girl who was reading trailed off slowly as the soft grinding of chalk on the blackboard filled the room. Miss Lansing had turned and was writing "J-E" across the top of the blackboard. When the girl paused her reading, Miss Lansing turned back around and arched her eyebrows. "Why did you stop?" she asked gently.
The girl quickly looked down and began to read again. "The rating system consists of two simple measurements: the scale of quality and the scale of importance. The former is a measure of the work's content, and the latter is a measure of the impact and popularity of the work."
Miss Lansing drew a giant graph on the board, marking one axis as "Q" for quality and the other as "I" for importance. A few girls began to get out notebooks and draw what their teacher was drawing, eyes flicking up to the board and back to their individual pages to make sure they got every little part of it copied correctly.
"A grand work of Shakespearean literature would score highly on the scale under quality and importance, thus making it a truly remarkable piece of literature, while Garnier's works would be of a mediocre quality and, additionally, mediocre importance," the girl finished reading and looked up.
Miss Lansing had marked an "S" high and to the right and "G" lower and to the left. Once she was finished, she turned back to face the class. "Dr. Edwards tells us what in her summary?" she asked, dropping the chalk into the tray, dusting her hands, and surveying the room. "Anyone?"