forum Assassin one-on-one ((closed, please stalk))

Started September 02, 2018 by @ElderGod-Carrots

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Andion laughed, tapping her on her ass a couple times, "No way. This is what you get for teasing, my dear."

“This is entirely undignified,” Blaine laughed, smirking as she realized what she could do. With a wicked grin, she reached down and smacked his rear, giggling to herself.

Andion gasped slightly, followed by a laugh, "Excuseee me? That was totally uncalled for my dear, I have done nothing wrong so there's no need to smack my ass."

Blaine laughed again, louder this time. “Hey, that’s what you get for just tossing me over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes!”

"Well if you 'adn't had teased me like you had then you wouldn't have been tossed over my shoulder so this is your fault." Andion replied, grinning.

“In my defense… It’s really fun to tease you. Your reactions are fun,” Blaine laughed, grinning.

"Maybe for you!" Andion pouted, "But it is far from fun for me."

“Pft. Whatever, love, you so enjoy it,” Blaine chuckled, pinching his rear.

"I do not. The teasing is the worst part because I can't do anything in public!" He batted her hand away with a huff.

“Not until we get back, anyway,” Blaine purred, patting his back. “Speaking of, you should speed up, slow poke.”

“I’m being slow so I don’t drop you, geez.” Andion rolled his eyes, through picked up her face.

“Love, I’m agile. I’d see the ground coming before I fell,” Blaine teased. “I could probably make my fall clean.”

"Well excuse me if I was trying to be somewhat of a gentleman," Andion sighed, "But by all means, if you want me to drop you then just say the word."

Blaine chuckled, patting Andion’s side. “How close are we? I can’t see anything except the very nice view of your rear end.”

"And a bloody good view you 'ave," Andion snickered, "Not too far, I can see the tavern coming into view now."

“Mm, you got that right,” Blaine laughed, smacking his butt again. “Okay, good. The sooner we get back, the better. It’ll look somewhat suspicious if we’re out too late.”

"I honestly don't think it will be that suspicious," Andion shrugged, "I'm sure if we headed further into the city no one would think so, anyway."

Blaine hummed, knowing he was probably right. “True. We should get some rest before tomorrow, though. Unless you think we need to go into the city for something?”

Andion shook his head, "Not right now we don't. If we need anything we can head into the city in the morning. Most places are probably closed right now."

“Well, then, let’s go back to our room. Don’t need to go somewhere if it’s not necessarily, right?” Blaine said as she tried to look up from her position.

Andion lifted her back up and placed her on the ground, kissing her forehead, “Yeah, c’mon.” He led her towards the back door of the tavern.

Blaine smiled at the kiss. She looped her arms through Andion’s as they walked, leaning into his side.

“Do you really think he’ll be as loud as you said?”

"I'm either going to be completely right, or I'm going to be completely wrong and he's passed out on the couch." Andion shrugged a shoulder.

Blaine hummed, nodding. “Well… Not going to lie, I’d like you to be right. If only for the ‘payback’.”

He snorted, rolling his eyes slightly, "Mhmm, sure you would." He opened the door to the tavern, cheers and howls of laughter greeting them. Turns out, Andion had been correct, with Jamil drunk out of his mind in the corner.