forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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JIMMY DEAN!!!!

"You know, the one book, Dwuternomery."
"You mean… Deuteronomy?"
"….Shut up, I'm tired."

"I'm sorry, but you aren't allowed in the auditorium"
"Why?"
"No snaccs allowed"

"A Reindeer drinking a Fanta in front of the Soviet flag."

"KAREN!"
"Captain Obvious! And Sidekick Dum-Dum."
"There's only one thing worse than a rapist.
A child.
NO RENA!" (I keep bringing this up in my friends and we've kinda made it a thing. Obviously my real name is used)

"You panda"
"DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG LIKE A PLASTIC BAG LIKE A PLASTIC BAG"
"SACRIFICE CANADA"
"I'm not wearing pants, but I'm interested"
"Okay, Santa!"
"Mr. Mustache Man"
"Glitter boobs"
Jellyfish! Jellyfish!" clap clap
"I am, forever, the leadair" (ik it's spelled wrong but that's how it's pronounced)
"Earth crab"
"MY CHEESE CHILD"
pole dances at every stop sign
"What temperature to pie"
"Saucy beanie bean sauce"
"I sexually identify as a pet rock"

Monkey nut

bread emoji

in stupid voice HEAD BUR-REE-TOE

looks at Beats headphones
turns to store clerk
in stupid voice
ARE THESE ED-I-BLE?

"The legs on the bus go step step step"
"We all really need kelp sometimes"
"Glucose fwends?" "Glucloch fwendth" "Gluchlothcschschshhs"

Beep beep I'm a sheep

Boop boop I'm a shoop

Bark bark I'm a shark

Nyat Nyat I'm a cat

moo moo im a cockapoo

What do you call a James. A breadstick.

Meow meow I'm a cow

What’s a Roze without its Sophie.

What’s the meaning of Crystal’s depression? A Janight. I have no idea what I just created but I regret it.

wow your neck tendons really turn me on
sophie i will slap you with my breast petals
those hoes only gave me two fuckin burgers
i want to s m i t e you
throws fork at shep
do it? do it? dont stop?
jared padalecki? more like jared padalickme
you tricky, tricky bitch

angry voice "I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY, GARRETT"

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"

"Romeo needs to like…..chill….."

“WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR LIFE!”
Me: My depression and anxiety

"Scooty scoot scoot, three men in a suit, toot toot"

"Who took my food?!"

"Shaking raisins"

"I'm the Craisin Dealer"

“That’s some nice candy you got there.”
Me: it’s drugs I MEAN of course it’s candy!

"mIC tApE"
"WHERE WERE YOU??? THEO HAD TO MARRY MR. ELRITE INSTEAD!!!"
"Olivia if you'd been there I wouldn't have had to dance with the choir teacher okay you unreliable sssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhh"
"gEt The StAIrS"

"Isaiah stop throwing dodgeballs so hard!"
"Why?"
"CAUSE IT FREAKING HURTS IS WHY!"
"Ha! Whimp."
"Keep it up and you'll be so hurt you won't know what hit you."
"….Like the dodgeball?"
"Zay!!!!!!!"

"You're a sweet potato"
"I yaM WUt i YaM!"