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(Oh hey! You were in the first rp i ever joined on this site!)
(Awesome!)
(It died a little bit but @@generic_name copied it on to a doc to see if it worked as a story, which is pretty cool.)
(That's pretty cool to hear)
(Yeah. I'll stop bothering you now lol)
"I like your trench coat thingy…"
“YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.”
“but I watched Spider-Man!”
“Oh well now you have friends.”
"Eat the floor and blame it on the dog."
kazoo kid voice "WhO ARe YOu?"
"My hubby! ;-;"
"Who is jared kleinman?"
"you don't fucking know."
"FLLLUUUUBERRR"
"I've suffered worse. :/"
"W A L K E N"
"Wher is my supa suit??"
"Greater good? I am your wife! I am the greatest good your EVER gonna get."
"Tom Holland is my boyfriend but not in a gay way."
"I'm religious! Kumbiyaaaaa my lord, kumbiyaaaaaaaaa!"
"looooooooooooooooreeeeee"
"Random is best dom."
"Yeah, better than walkdom and jogdom."
"Are people really afraid of gay?"
runs towards random person
"GAYY!!"
"Sneaky beano."
"…wow"
"Have fun ill be at your funeral."
"Lesbianoz"
"I told you im your impulse control…."
"hippity hoppity housity property"
"inhales lOOOOONG LIVE OUR SOVIET MUUUUTHERLAAAAAAND"
"I stole your lunch money ha ur dead to me"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………."
"Don't tell Maria."
"Wat Da Fuk"
"WHY ARe ALL THESE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE?"
"cAtHy tHE caTTAil hAs beEn mUrDerED"
"Hells yeah! I could totally beat the Squat Team!" starts doing squats in the middle of a class lecture
“we’re all gonna get smallpox and die in 1738”
"I choose Columbus!"
under breath so class can't here it "Goddamn it not again!"
"MASS GENOCIDE IS NOT A TIME FOR CELEBRATION!"
Chanting, "INDIGENOUS PEOPLE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE" etc.
"No beard this time. Well, a wife."
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"tH 3 aNsW3r1Ng mAcH1n3 1S pR00f 0F tH3 sH1p 0KaY?"
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"Shut up Melissa, nobody cares about your dog."
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"Carrot juice is deadly!"
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"Did I ask for your opinion?"
"Yes, you did, actually."
"Curses."