@NobleWolf
"Hey guys, remember that time Mark skipped school and got slapped senseless by his mom?"
"Remember that time Bryce got the stuffing beat out of him by his little sister?"
"Bu-"
"Who's also eight years old?"
"Hey guys, remember that time Mark skipped school and got slapped senseless by his mom?"
"Remember that time Bryce got the stuffing beat out of him by his little sister?"
"Bu-"
"Who's also eight years old?"
Ugly ugly take them home
(in hick accent) dOn'T wE loOK nIce disbelieving, disappointed look
Our trans, purple, gay dog.
We already knew she liked guys. Turns out, she likes guys so much she wanted to be one and still date them
smaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaash
M.A.D.A.G.A.S.C.A.R. to Madagascar
Men Are Dumb And Gay And Stupid… Coke And Rum (M.A.D.A.G.A.S.C.A.R.)
We're not talking about coca cola here y'all
mmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMm
The Superboat
Yeah, but, what if I connected Lagos to Madagascar??
Squanto
Saved y'all from death
I AM SINGLE HANDEDLY KEEPING THE ENTIRE FREAKING MIDDLE EAST ALIVE GET OUT
"Put. The fork. Down."
"Hurricane Florence"
"Sample of my pasta"
"FlAbBeRgAsTeD"
"GUILLOTINE!"
"I LIKE GUYS IN CROCS!"
"No Eric, it's pronounced 'A-barb-a-ca-dar-ba' get it right!"
points at board MY HUSBAND!
voice cracks "I'M ONE LONELY SCUBA DIVER"
hi i'm the seven hunderedth comment bye
XD
"MRS. BAIIIIIIIiiIiIiIiIiLlLlLlLlLYeEeEeEeEeEyYyYyYyY"
Gimme gimme, chicken tendies
be they crispy or from Wendy's
screeching in general
Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does
DEJA VU
CHICKEN STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS
"modern flapper"
"STOP YELLING CATFISH!!!"
"It's magic!"
So our RO is literally a seven year old?
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
F bomb
don’t you love when you always get a revorse
we are the evens now
“Boof”
"The gods of the sound booth"
"What the heck are those?"
"Ryan's laser pointers"
"Shut up Richard."
"I AIN'T NOBODY'S GOLDFISH!!!"
"Thats a lot of damage." (Followed by a kid falling off the railing seconds behind)
The Bug peach
I am rainbow!
yeet my spageet
Can I borrow your closet?
"Sorry, but the rules state that everyone besides myself has to be tested for STDs before we start."
"Wait, how come you don't have to be tested for STDs?"
"Duh, because I don't have them."
"How do you know if you've never been tested?"
big oof
tHE thing. not A thing. THE thing
jUMPING oUT A WINDOW
krispa
lemon dad
tissue box drugs
the great molasses flood
citrus-sexual
eat a leaf off the ground
NO KELLY THATS ILLEGAL
leg
I’m not allowed to touch bumpers
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