forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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"That IS a LOT of damage."

"Spoeluuuurd."

"Dinosuaaaaaaaaar…"
"Smush."

"We make this sacrifice to the great Durrito! We make this sacrifice of BLOOD!"

"Curely's Wife"

“Dining room is not responding.”

"wait no im gay…. im not used to being gay"

"WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO BE SO ADORABLE??!! THEY HAVE NO RIGHT!!!!"

"I'm a narcissist."
"tiMe To JuGgle KnIvEs"
"So you: Act gay, Juggle knives, and scare people?"
"I'm a huge music nerrrrddd"
"Nice talking with cha'"

so today in the bathroom we blasted "Stayin' Alive" and danced to it
anyway

Give me the goddamn orange beatrice

"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TAKE! ON! ME!"

(okay I need to include the context bc it's so fricking funny. My friends and I had to do a project on Andrew Carnegie, and one of the options was a parody song. We did it to the tune of Take On Me by ah ha and it was about the miner's going on strike.)

"BACONANDGREENONIONFLAVOREDPOTATOCHIPFLAVOREDCATFISH"
"Beanbag"

"I'm going on strike"
"You can't go on strike against ranch"
"I'm going on strike Beatrice out of my way"

“Zac you can’t roast the enemy”

(In an amazed/disbelieving voice) "The SKY is fake"
"I like cupcakes!"
"XYV"

"IF YOU ANIME POSE LIKE THAT IN THE PLAY!!!"

yOU wANT sOME bREAKFAST???

"-my lord"
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP"

“You’ve got a tomato on your nose.”
“No it’s a clown horn.”

"Joelle"
inhales
"It's just gonna make it worse if I keep trying to tell you that it's Joel, isn't it?"

"It's Wednesday my dudes!"
"It's Thursday."
"No, I mean, Wednesday."
"Ohhhh, I understand now."
(Context: There's a kid in my Improv class called Wednesday, everyone references that vine around them.)

"Follow the drinking gourd!"
"You mean the north star, right?"
"Yeah, basically."
(Context: History class, look up "Follow The Drinking Gourd" and you'll understand my meaning. Also, Harriet Tubman is a badass.)

"dEEpeR" legit only ONE PERSON in the entire world will understand that
"jeSSIcA noO"
"hEYYY bECKyyyyy"
"jIMMY, THOTATHANOS, get OVER hERE"

“Javier stop flirting with my mom!”
“quails. quaaaaails, quaaaaaaaaails.”

"BODDLE BODDLE!"

"I have dodged your puny insults!"

"Back away from my candy bag or I’ll give you my sour straw!"
"‘She hit me on the head!’ ‘That means she likes you, idiot!’”
“Marriage. The end of all hope.”

"FOR THE LAST TIME STOP CHANGING THE DISCORD TO THE GERMAN REICH!!!"

"DID YOU JUST PASTE IN THE COMMUNIST FLAG!?!?!?!"

"And now my elbow has a protuberance."

"Her sushi can go to hell."
"Yeah ok according to you i have a boyfriend. -__-"
"SeCREtLy GaY"
"I am now living in the closet, good bye."