forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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So a freaky thing happened.
It's sep. 13 rn for me.
Earlier in class, I got an article to study…
that was published…
sep. 14…
2018…
by times kids, which is an new yorkan magazine, so it's not from another time zone….
freaky

wow
freaky indeed
much freak
very wow

"I have fine, thick, ASIAN hair!!!"

LMNOP

guys Nebraska broke my internet

…but the light comes from fungus

So if the squoot of 97 is the same as three squeet

Oh my god the poor 9 year old stop stalking poor Janice

SHUT UP AN LISTEN YOU LITTLE SQUOOTLE

Yes I know you’re just a tiny little squirrel with your short stubby legs…

LiIly was assuming numbers sexuality and gender yesterday in math class

How’s your life going?
Sucks
Great!
(This is an everyday think. She literally tackles me and then asks)

YA CAUGHT ME

Viking Boi
Angry Scottish Hobbit
Did you get stabbed again?
I swear if you grabbed that Machete again…
No MoRe CoOkIeS….
No, the caribou isn't a horse.
You're not Ezio!
Stop. You're still behind…
I swear if you push me out of the boat like you did last time…

You can't cook hot dogs in the microwave Vee.
Why?
awkward accent
You'll hurt yourself!!

Who did you kill?
Don't bleed everywhere!
So i stole the internet from you?

"THE BUGS!!!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM?!?!"

(Sung to the tune of Happy Birthday)
Go die in a hole
Go die in a hole
Nobody likes you, so
Go die in a hole

Also
OH MY GOD THE SHOULDERS THEYRE TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANT HANDLE THE SHOULDERS AAAAH

to the tune of Little Drummer Boy
"I have no f***s to give, pa rum pa pum pum!!"

Wapoosh "Have The gAYYY"

"……..communism……"

"Payback is a bitch and her stripper name is Karma"

Shakespeare…

Random Studio C reference

Ut meos quoque attingam populus tea. poterant generat maculam.

"Hey kid, wanna buy some meme?"

"Hey kid, wanna buy a fidget spinner?"

The bootleg fidget spinners

“Dorto Ka”
“Saintpatricksarah”
“pale-skinned, blue eyed little Mexican t-shirt factory worker”
Anything Jack says honestly
“Is this -Katherine-?”
“‘Give up Anakin! I have the right of way!’” “‘You underestimate my counterattack!’” “counter-time”
“Qué hora es?” “SNACKTIME!!!!!!!!”

"Oranges, amirite?"

"My freaking hAIRBRUSH!"

"Is that…bad?!"

"That sure sucks ducks."

"There's a sTICK IN THE TENT."

"Karate vibes."

"ARE WE NOTHIN'?!" "Idk maybe it's up to you."

"WHO ATE NINJA CAT!?"
"Aren't you a little ray of PITCH BLACK!!"

Luh ya b

Tomato face

Kentucky fried yeet.
Lemon.
Shoes.
Slaps Shoulder
Yerp
Pregnant people pants (ppp)

Earless

NO NO NO EVERYONE SHUT UP IT'S PANIC AT THE DISCO

nOt ThE plAnT jOke

remember that time in seventh grade when we blew up the plant

not that plant joke
oh no this one is differnt