"I'm PICKLE RICK"
"I'm TINY RICK"
"dont squanch in public"

"He's my Awkward Avoidance Viking."
"Well that's just dandy."

i said beep beep im a sheep
You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. and it was like a hate f*** like there was some problems

"Spurt spurt goes the spray bottle!"

are you sure its a spray bottle

"do you want me to read you a bedtime story? Cause I will."

"Turkey Baster"

"Sprinkle Bucket"

"No Waffling"

"Sheriff Ashton"

"Mushroom Butt"

"HOOOORAAAAAAY!!"

"I just saw Infinity War and guess what? Now I'm single because all but one of my boyfriends died."

"MAKE SURE YOU STAY LEGAL! DON'T GET HIM DEPORTED!!"

"Hey guys. I'm from your team and I was wondering where you hid your flag."

Jumps out from behind a bookshelf "WAKANDA FOOOOOREVEEERRR!!"

"ANGELICOOOO!!"
"ELIIIIJAAAAH!"
"AND PATRICK!!"
"THE SCHUYLER BROS!!"
epic drumlike beatboxing

"Hear ye, hear ye! My name is Samuel Seabury, and I-" falls off chair

"Da da da da da da dat! I'm baaaaaaaaaack!"

"Alexaaaandeeerr, don't you briiiing meeee doooowwwnnn toooodaaaay…."

"Farmer Refuted Chair Fighting."

"Country Song Tally Score."

"SAVE THE INGURUS"

"cabbage we go lettuce"

"Killer kung-fu wolf bitch"

"SAVE THE INGURUS"

"HUN WE NEED MORE MILSH"

Insert any cringey pun here

"Dude, are you drunk again?" "No I only get drunk on Mountain Dew."

"I have a Murder Cat."

"KATARINA WANNABEA WAFFLETOASTER!"

"The musical adventures of Flat Stanley."

"Don't Let Hamilton Lead A Battalion: A Parody Picture Book By Me."

"You looooove Haaaaaan Soooooloooo….."

"Dig and Save."

"Fanta."
"Red Fanta?"

Jeremy cocked his goose head. No, that didn’t make any sense. No one in their right mind would bomb their own house, especially if it was quarantined.
No one in their right mind….
What if the bomber had been drunk, or on drugs? What if they were mentally troubled? That could reason that one of the family had bombed his/her own house. Wanda would have to do more research later.
There were so many paths that Private Wanda could go down, but she decided to go down the most reasonable trial - that a terrorist of some sort had bombed the sick, innocent family. Terrorism didn’t happen often - especially in Phillis City, Canada - but it did happen, and could happen, to anyone, anywhere.

"GARMADON!!!"

"Berrrutherrrrs!"

"Lock up your refridgerators!!!"

"You internet peoples"

This isn't very much an inside joke but whatever

VIVE LE WATERMEL'ON

(Yet another convo, pardon the language… XD)
"Eso si que es."
"Why the f*k did you just spell socks? I thought this was Spanish class."
"Dude, that is Spanish. It means 'it is what it is'"
"Ha, same! #SOCKS!!"

Sned pot I.D.U. (Or Majestic Seal, Evil Tuna, or Majevil Tunseal)

"I ethier speak in Refrences or i dont speak at all"

"remember that time in seventh grade when we exploded a plant in science?"