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Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

tune

"I AM PEASANT! I HAS NO MEMORY FOAM!"

at lunchtime after we're done eating my friends and I will hide in the biggest bathroom stall until lunch is over. six people in one stall. one person will stand in front of the toilet as if they were peeing, two people will sit on the toilet with their feet up so it looks like they aren't there, one person will stand in the corner with a backpack covering their feet, one person will sit on the little metal bar next to the toilet with one foot on the toilet seat for balance, and I spiderman myself up the wall so people outside can't see me.

WOW

THAT'S AMAZING

WHY THO?

BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN ALL STORM OUT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

YAAAS

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

at lunchtime after we're done eating my friends and I will hide in the biggest bathroom stall until lunch is over. six people in one stall. one person will stand in front of the toilet as if they were peeing, two people will sit on the toilet with their feet up so it looks like they aren't there, one person will stand in the corner with a backpack covering their feet, one person will sit on the little metal bar next to the toilet with one foot on the toilet seat for balance, and I spiderman myself up the wall so they can't see me.

Wauuuuuu

one time I was being lookout for teachers and I was peeking over the stall wall (and there's another wall in front of the door so people can't see in) and this little girl walks in (and I couldn't see her coming because of the other wall) and there we are just staring at each other

an actual conversation between me and my friends:
"so are we hiding in the bathroom today?"
"what else would we do"
"good point"

wow
friend goals

"Would you like a mint? I keep them in my pants!"

ohoHOHO xD

"Your dick is now a noodle"

She then proceeded to pull a Lifesaver mint out of her pants, unwrap it, and eat it.
"I want another mint."
"Then eat one!"
"But then I'll have one less mint!"
"You always say that!"

grapefruit

"I narrowly avoided death today. It came in the form of Joel Spittal."
"YAAAS GERMAN"
"WHAT THE HELL??? CHIP'S AHOY AND OREOS IN THE SAME BOX??? SO MANY??? WHAT??? PRAISE THE LORD???"

"I WANNA BE AN EXTRA!!!!!" trips over stone wall and lays there for a solid minute

"Let's see, what am I gonna do with my retirement years? Oh, I know! I'll wipe out the world!"

“Meh, I thought about being a serial killer after retirement. I could be the East Side Mauler. No one would suspect an 80 year old man."

“Night hall”

aNsWeRiNg mAcHiNe

Daddie

Sonic dashes 3 yards then jumps super high