forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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(mixes m&ms with skittles and runs)

(Freezes)
(Stares at the mixed abomination, before slowly lifting his head and glaring in Eli's direction)
(Gathers the mess and stands, before creeping back into the shadows)
(occasionally flicks m&m's out of the shadows as he continues munching)

(laughing hysterically)

(steps out from the shadows where she's been stalking)
(picks up the flicked away m&ms and starts munching on them)

(Oh- we have two Elder Gods.)
(So, Yellow, the way we summon you is with M&Ms?)

(Honestly, pizza might work best. Cravings and all that)

(sticks a single hand out of the shadows to drop a handful of m&m's and give a small wave)

(I hold out a box of thin crust pepperoni sausage pizza)

(takes the m&ms)
(reaches out a hand for pizza with a look of delight and hopes it's extra cheesey)

(also offers pizza)

(reaches for other offered pizza)
(munches happily)

(hissing from the shadows)
(dont trust them. They'll spit on your pizza…)

(pouts I do NOT spit in ANY food. I’m not a monster.)

(glowing eyes glare from the shadows)
(I mean… you mixed the ambrosia of the gods with its cheap counterfeit. for humor)

(glares)
(M&Ms are amazing. Especially the peanut ones.)

(Yesssssssss omg-)

(Call me weird but I like- bite half of the chocolate off of peanut m&ms and then wiggle the nut out, then split it and eat it- cause im crazy-)

(shuffles a couple steps away)
(You're weird)

(XD the tisim is strong-)

(eats pizza distrusfully now)

(;-;)
(I also ‘peal’ my carrots- I’ll bite pieces off and try to get that middle circle by itself.)

(My pizza is extra cheesy, and I'm not going to poison you. Doubt I could anyways-)

(shuffles more)
(I mean, sometimes I like to eat just slices of regular bread. And I shush them super flat so it feels like I'm eating more.)

(Niceeee)

(Honestly, I don't remember why I chose this name. This was like six years ago. I'm 2017 gang)
(takes another slice of pizza)
(Anywho)