forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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(Fair enough. I plan on staying for a while, myself. I might forget eventually why I chose my name too.)

(flicks more m&m's your way)
(So ancient)

(Excuse me)
(stares incredulously)

(flicks more m&m's, still in the shadows)
(hissing)
(So ooooooooold)

(Okay, so really quickly. Yellowqueen and Skittles, I've asked the elders of the Chicken chat if they'd be open to letting you two join full force. If you're okay with joining, I'd at least be happy to have you both.)

(shuffles out of the shadows and offers Null skittles)
(So… I have a confession to make to the chicken chat folks)

(glares)
(You're older than me! You're like age infinity which is much older than I!)

(refuses skittles)
(waits to hear confession)

(I accept invite while we wait for davdio's decision)
(waits to see if explosions happen)

(implodes)

(Oop- oh no)
(heals eli)

(hisses at you noooooooo)

(Yessss who else will share my love of weird snacks that soothe the brain?)

(XD I just eat weird-)

(laughs in pizza)

(Anybody else ever tried putting hot sauce on the strangest stuff? Sometimes I put hot sauce on my mashed potatoes. Or I'll put it on an already pretty spicy omelette.)

(…not me who doesn’t eat spicy food)

(not me who can't handle spicy food)

(I'm laughing because I'm latina and I can handle ghost peppers pretty well. [They still hurt, but I like it.])

(Scary sister-)

(cries in white mom that doesn't know what a spice cabinet is)
(To be clear, it's my mom. I'm not the mom)

(giggles I make the BEST guacamole- (sorry I put a shit ton of stuff in mine and we were talking about spices-))

(You've never had authentic Latinx guac. My mom is amazing at making guacamole.)

(Oooo how do you make it? And why are we whispering?)

(I shrug at both questions I use muscle memory. And I'm not sure.)

(I love spicy food. I would gladly try anything with terribly hot peppers, despite the fact that it may kill me. The pain adds to the experience of spicy food and I’m here for it)

(I could give everyone my recipe for guacamole)