forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

Deleted user

What in the actual heck-?

Eli threw a crunchy medley and a hot barky zoom-bean controversy our way, so……

@DancingWithMyDemons business

Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

CROUTONS

Deleted user

Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

CROUTONS

Yes! I momentarily forgot the name for it, but yes those.

@DancingWithMyDemons business

Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

CROUTONS

Yes! I momentarily forgot the name for it, but yes those.

they are incredible. Oh, And Bacon!

@im-with-stoopid pets

Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

CROUTONS

Yes! I momentarily forgot the name for it, but yes those.

they are incredible. Oh, And Bacon!

Bacon. crunchy medley.
What.
That makes as much sense as bacon on crispy flap disc.
IT DOESNT!

@DancingWithMyDemons business

Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

CROUTONS

Yes! I momentarily forgot the name for it, but yes those.

they are incredible. Oh, And Bacon!

Bacon. crunchy medley.
What.
That makes as much sense as bacon on crispy flap disc.
IT DOESNT!

check temperature with the back of my hand are you ok?

@Avhira-The-Eldritch-Horror group

Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

NOO! DRESSING IS ALLOWED, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, NOTHING!

@im-with-stoopid pets

Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

CROUTONS

Yes! I momentarily forgot the name for it, but yes those.

they are incredible. Oh, And Bacon!

Bacon. crunchy medley.
What.
That makes as much sense as bacon on crispy flap disc.
IT DOESNT!

check temperature with the back of my hand are you ok?

THE GREASE.
Why would anybody want to eat a bunch of greasy leaves-

Deleted user

Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

CROUTONS

Yes! I momentarily forgot the name for it, but yes those.

they are incredible. Oh, And Bacon!

Bacon. crunchy medley.
What.
That makes as much sense as bacon on crispy flap disc.
IT DOESNT!

check temperature with the back of my hand are you ok?

THE GREASE.
Why would anybody want to eat a bunch of greasy leaves-

I want to explain to you that the tiny bacons on crunchy medley don't have grease, but I kinda just want to stop this overly loud argument

@DancingWithMyDemons business

Spaghetti is just like crunchy medley. Its a bunch of things tossed together

A crunchy medley INCLUDES LEAFY GREENS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FOUX crunchy medley!

What about carrots? Peppers? Bellpeppers? Kale? Dressing!?

CROUTONS

Yes! I momentarily forgot the name for it, but yes those.

they are incredible. Oh, And Bacon!

Bacon. crunchy medley.
What.
That makes as much sense as bacon on crispy flap disc.
IT DOESNT!

check temperature with the back of my hand are you ok?

THE GREASE.
Why would anybody want to eat a bunch of greasy leaves-

you get rid of the grease you idiot!! slaps you You use bacon bits not the whole strip!!

Deleted user

Yes. stop the nonsense. crunchy medley is Lettuce, Cabbage, and/or Spinach, with a little bit of dressing.

You know what, I'll agree with you. What do you call it if its leafy greens with carrots then? If its not crunchy medley, what is it called?

Deleted user

What the heck is going on?

eli said that spaghetti is a crunchy medley, now we're arguing about actual crunchy medley for no reason.

@Avhira-The-Eldritch-Horror group

Yes. stop the nonsense. crunchy medley is Lettuce, Cabbage, and/or Spinach, with a little bit of dressing.

You know what, I'll agree with you. What do you call it if its leafy greens with carrots then? If its not crunchy medley, what is it called?

Faux crunchy medley. Imposter crunchy medley. Not crunchy medley. Fake crunchy medley. Bad mixture. take your pick.

Deleted user

Yes. stop the nonsense. crunchy medley is Lettuce, Cabbage, and/or Spinach, with a little bit of dressing.

You know what, I'll agree with you. What do you call it if its leafy greens with carrots then? If its not crunchy medley, what is it called?

Faux crunchy medley. Imposter crunchy medley. Not crunchy medley. Fake crunchy medley. Bad mixture. take your pick.

…Those aren't real terms. Those are internet famous adjacent mindtickle semantics, not actual terms. You can't just add derogatory terms on it, there has to be some sort of actual official classification beyond personal bias.

@im-with-stoopid pets

What the heck is going on?

eli said that spaghetti is a crunchy medley, now we're arguing about actual crunchy medley for no reason.

Didn't it start with jolly ranchers?
Or did I just join in late