forum rating your characters (with sarcastic comments thrown in for *spice*)
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@cryptic-glitch

come one, come all! i'm insanely in the doldrums, and would like to be obnoxious! link your character or fill out this template:
Name:
Age:
Gender/pronouns:
Sexuality:
Looks:
Outfit:
Personality:
Hobbies/skills:
Background:
Other:
Backstory:
Extra:

@requiemisback language

Name: Skye Lite
Age: 9
Gender/pronouns: Intersex - it/its
Sexuality: Questioning
Looks: Short and slim build; extremely pale white skin dotted with freckles on its face. Its hair is dyed a gentle pastel blue. Its peepers are a pleasantly warm yellow, and visibly round and wide.
Outfit: Normally wears one of these, paired with a skirt like this and shoes like this. Basically a lot of pastel stuff.
Personality: Skye is very bubbly and energetic, but it has its lows (although they're very rare lows). It only really gets sad/upset if it feels threatened or things like that.
Hobbies/skills: Dancing/performing
Background: American/Japanese (I guess??)
Other: N/A
Backstory: Skye grew up in a facility that was set on making people happy in extremely unorthodox ways (not quite a cult, but not quite a psych hospital either!). Its parents were gone for a lot of its life, but it doesn't really care about it having been abandoned anymore. Now it just roams the streets and forests, looking for new friends or even a place to stay (after its time at the facility, it wasn't given a home to reside in to get its footing, so it goes around looking for old homes or empty shops where nobody visits frequently and stays there for a while until it's found by a passerby or something).
Extra: N/A

@cryptic-glitch

Name: Skye Lite

generally seems like a noice pal, even if it does look like cotton chocolate globbernaughts. sense of style isn’t for me, but okay i guess.
personality-wise, it seems like a person i’d get along with but wouldn’t be friends with, per-se. i sort of despise people who have a decent outlook on life.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof. interesting backstory! i’m not sure what to say about that. . .
all in all, it seems really fucking cute, like a fairy or something. 8/10, points deducted for the itchy-looking skirt

@cryptic-glitch

I have no other completely fleshed out character pages so, here’s good ol’ Bane. He’s kind of my favorite ankle-biter

definitely a gay biker dude, one of those dipshits who is angry all the time but has the cutest smile
i can already tell he would throw himself in front of a train to save Slate but has zero concern for his own well-being
seems kinda bitchy, but i can’t tell why i’m getting those vibes lmao
i hate crawler octobrawlers too !! besties
basically a puppy-barky zoom-bean
8.12/10, points deducted for being a softhearted puppy, 0.2 points added for hatred of crawler octobrawlers

@cryptic-glitch

please take this disaster gay Fennec

already i’m taking a liking to this mad lad
wtf he’s so skinny lmao but okay i guess. so far he sounds like the fennec fox from Zootopia (good character so no judgement). very cute looking, kind of person who likes head scratches. personality-wise, sounds like Leo from Percy Jackson.
overall 9/10, points deducted for probably being covered in sand from the desert

@cryptic-glitch

I would appreciate a rayting for Ray, I think you’d have fun with him

right off the bat you get an extra point for the pun.
very cute little pudgy man! seems like he uses expensive shampoo for his fur, very well kempt. he also splurged on his wedding for his lovely wife Martha. Martha bakes the best blueberry muffins and also does welding in their garage. i think Ray likes numbermancy class.
9.5/10 for his flaw of not being able to decide on a favorite cream of eyes frosty flavor

@wittyxhandle group

Name: Yarrow Frost
Age: 28
Gender/pronouns: Non-binary. They/Them.
Sexuality: Asexual and Panromantic!
Looks: A very skinny stick, with rusty red-brown hair, who is pale enough to make jokes about glowing in the dark. They describe their peeper color as being 'shit brown'. They have a scar below their lower lip, a semi-colon tattoo behind their left ear and they sport an undercut on the left side of their head.
Outfit: Jeans, stompy weather clompers solid enough to bust open a head with a good kick, an old band tee-shirt and a heavy jacket.
Personality: Yarrow is very loud, gives no fucks, swears like a sailor and is the default 'parental friend' in their friend group.
Hobbies/skills: Yarrow sometimes draws and journals because it keeps their therapist happy, but mostly they're just trying to survive a capitalist hellscape. For skills, Yarrow's pretty good with wound care, particularly stitches.
Extra: Yarrow's pretty in love with their best friend, and they have no brain bubble that he reciprocates their feelings.

@cryptic-glitch

please, please, help yourself to dumpster man Destrian

cool name, +1
i like his power very creative. seems similar to Reyna's power from HOO. man needs to eat some cinnamon rolls though. noice giraffy man, i like that.
oh dear. headstrong? stubborn? we would not get along too well. kind of giving me prince zuko vibes?? idk man.
i think Destrian should learn stabby stick throwing, would be a cool skill. his votia seems like a swag lad.
overall, 8/10 points deducted for being stubborn, point added for rad name.

@cryptic-glitch

Discord is a bit rough around the edges, but deserves love all the same. (Discord or $|.?~¥$)

alrighty!
first of all, i cannot deal with disorder, but that doesn't mean i hate them.
actually, i quite like them so far. 10/10 for fashion sense, and generally very cute looking.
okay, the concept of 'the corruption' is really interesting and cool. noice plot addition, my bro.
extra points for the habit of using pet names. i absolutely adore people who use the word 'darling'. i like that they are very set on freeing everyone. they seem to be the type who is very loyal but doesn't want to admit it
anyways, 10/10 i would marry them, even though they'd probably stab me. keeps it interesting!

@cryptic-glitch

Name: Yarrow Frost

seems swag, right off the bat. they're cute, so extra point there.
good fashion sense. i, too, have 'shit brown' peepers. i do think that Yarrow should invest in some striped sweaters, or something in that vein. i could embroider a hand with the middle finger up on a sweatshirt for them or something.
i also swear like a sailor(when my parents aren't around), however, i'm more the funcle of the group. i think we'd get along swimmingly!
is yarrow good at art? i think they would be. i get the therapist thing, unfortunately. CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE! great band name.
for the best friend thing. . . oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof. no advice here

@sheabutter group

please, please, help yourself to dumpster man Destrian

cool name, +1
i like his power very creative. seems similar to Reyna's power from HOO. man needs to eat some cinnamon rolls though. noice giraffy man, i like that.
oh dear. headstrong? stubborn? we would not get along too well. kind of giving me prince zuko vibes?? idk man.
i think Destrian should learn stabby stick throwing, would be a cool skill. his votia seems like a swag lad.
overall, 8/10 points deducted for being stubborn, point added for rad name.

thank you for this

@cryptic-glitch

please, please, help yourself to dumpster man Destrian

cool name, +1
i like his power very creative. seems similar to Reyna's power from HOO. man needs to eat some cinnamon rolls though. noice giraffy man, i like that.
oh dear. headstrong? stubborn? we would not get along too well. kind of giving me prince zuko vibes?? idk man.
i think Destrian should learn stabby stick throwing, would be a cool skill. his votia seems like a swag lad.
overall, 8/10 points deducted for being stubborn, point added for rad name.

thank you for this

you are ever so welcome

@requiemisback language

Name: Skye Lite

generally seems like a noice pal, even if it does look like cotton chocolate globbernaughts. sense of style isn’t for me, but okay i guess.
personality-wise, it seems like a person i’d get along with but wouldn’t be friends with, per-se. i sort of despise people who have a decent outlook on life.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof. interesting backstory! i’m not sure what to say about that. . .
all in all, it seems really fucking cute, like a fairy or something. 8/10, points deducted for the itchy-looking skirt

c-cotton chocolate globbernaughts babey, yes-
and yeah eugh itchy skirt, i could never
that aside, thank you for this whole thing- i'm sure skye would appreciate the rating it got

@cryptic-glitch

Name: Skye Lite

generally seems like a noice pal, even if it does look like cotton chocolate globbernaughts. sense of style isn’t for me, but okay i guess.
personality-wise, it seems like a person i’d get along with but wouldn’t be friends with, per-se. i sort of despise people who have a decent outlook on life.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof. interesting backstory! i’m not sure what to say about that. . .
all in all, it seems really fucking cute, like a fairy or something. 8/10, points deducted for the itchy-looking skirt

c-cotton chocolate globbernaughts babey, yes-
and yeah eugh itchy skirt, i could never
that aside, thank you for this whole thing- i'm sure skye would appreciate the rating it got

spfkdjoglsn no problem

@cryptic-glitch

As a counterpoint to Yarrow, here's Nate - he's kind of unfinished.

Nate, Nate
sounds like a bit of a twerp
looks noice enough, but i think he should grow a man-bun. he'd look fantastic.seems to dress a lot like Yarrow. i fidget constantly too! tell Nate to get one of those PopIts, but the mini size because you can put them on lanyards. i like that he works in IT. extra point for Nate. i am feeling frustrated because he won't just tell Yarrow how he feels, but i'm literally aro/ace so i'm just going to shut up.
in any event, 9/10 points deducted because MAN NEEDS A HAIRCUT

@cryptic-glitch

I'm nervous for this but here you go-

why are you nervous? i won't say anything that isn't true
first of all, Qili would get along swimmingly with Cinder. she's very cute, i would give her a cinnamon roll. i like her so far, she sounds sarcastic. i think she needs a purr machine on her ship. it would make her happier. anyways
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof. rough background, but i would join her crew. i don't know how i'd be helpful.
10/10. she was going to get an 11/10 but because i am a jerk, i took off a point for not having a purr machine on the ship

@squiddicus language

I'm nervous for this but here you go-

why are you nervous? i won't say anything that isn't true
first of all, Qili would get along swimmingly with Cinder. she's very cute, i would give her a cinnamon roll. i like her so far, she sounds sarcastic. i think she needs a purr machine on her ship. it would make her happier. anyways
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof. rough background, but i would join her crew. i don't know how i'd be helpful.
10/10. she was going to get an 11/10 but because i am a jerk, i took off a point for not having a purr machine on the ship

The nerves were for going against my natural instinct to keep my characters to myself and guard them fiercely
But thanks so much for the rating, this thread is absolutely bee's leghinges

@cryptic-glitch

I'm nervous for this but here you go-

why are you nervous? i won't say anything that isn't true
first of all, Qili would get along swimmingly with Cinder. she's very cute, i would give her a cinnamon roll. i like her so far, she sounds sarcastic. i think she needs a purr machine on her ship. it would make her happier. anyways
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof. rough background, but i would join her crew. i don't know how i'd be helpful.
10/10. she was going to get an 11/10 but because i am a jerk, i took off a point for not having a purr machine on the ship

The nerves were for going against my natural instinct to keep my characters to myself and guard them fiercely
But thanks so much for the rating, this thread is absolutely bee's leghinges

thank you lmao

@wittyxhandle group

As a counterpoint to Yarrow, here's Nate - he's kind of unfinished.

Nate, Nate
sounds like a bit of a twerp
looks noice enough, but i think he should grow a man-bun. he'd look fantastic.seems to dress a lot like Yarrow. i fidget constantly too! tell Nate to get one of those PopIts, but the mini size because you can put them on lanyards. i like that he works in IT. extra point for Nate. i am feeling frustrated because he won't just tell Yarrow how he feels, but i'm literally aro/ace so i'm just going to shut up.
in any event, 9/10 points deducted because MAN NEEDS A HAIRCUT

Dunno why Nate likes his hair as long as it is, but it might be because he does run his hands through it as a nervous habit too. He just thinks it's normal because his mom used to do it herself.

lmao i'm writing him and i'm also frustrated that he won't just tell them. Getting to that scene is going to feel so cathartic.

@cryptic-glitch

Here's my MC :D I acknowledge and accept that he's a piece of shit. Go hard at him. (also sorry for any big blocks of text)

cracks knuckles and readies throwing soccer bat
first off, we have the same fashion sense, (and it's absolutely horrendous), minus one. homie needs therapy and he needs it now. i can give him a phone number if he wants. in the music category i saw Fall Out Boy, so plus one. minus half a point for the fact that The Kids Aren't Alright is a song that describes him.
"avocado" toast? are you kidding me? what's next, a messy bun and a hydroflasksksksksks end me
stabby sticks are also my favorite weapon, and with the deer thing, he's got a point.
what with Danica, i think that Garret should get like a purr machine or something, because cats actually enjoy obsession.
anyways, i don't hate him, 8.5/10, i hope he gets therapy and some character development

@stolenbrocoli group

Here's my MC :D I acknowledge and accept that he's a piece of shit. Go hard at him. (also sorry for any big blocks of text)

cracks knuckles and readies throwing soccer bat
first off, we have the same fashion sense, (and it's absolutely horrendous), minus one. homie needs therapy and he needs it now. i can give him a phone number if he wants. in the music category i saw Fall Out Boy, so plus one. minus half a point for the fact that The Kids Aren't Alright is a song that describes him.
"avocado" toast? are you kidding me? what's next, a messy bun and a hydroflasksksksksks end me
stabby sticks are also my favorite weapon, and with the deer thing, he's got a point.
what with Danica, i think that Garret should get like a purr machine or something, because cats actually enjoy obsession.
anyways, i don't hate him, 8.5/10, i hope he gets therapy and some character development

this is better than I though it would be. Considering he lives in a post-apocalypse society, I don't see him getting therapy any time soon, but don't worry! He gets character development and progressively becomes worse :D