forum rating your characters (with sarcastic comments thrown in for *spice*)
Started by @cryptic-glitch
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@Personwhowrites group

Discord is a bit rough around the edges, but deserves love all the same. (Discord or $|.?~¥$)

alrighty!
first of all, i cannot deal with disorder, but that doesn't mean i hate them.
actually, i quite like them so far. 10/10 for fashion sense, and generally very cute looking.
okay, the concept of 'the corruption' is really interesting and cool. nice plot addition, my bro.
extra points for the habit of using pet names. i absolutely adore people who use the word 'darling'. i like that they are very set on freeing everyone. they seem to be the type who is very loyal but doesn't want to admit it
anyways, 10/10 i would marry them, even though they'd probably stab me. keeps it interesting!

Aw thanks! Yeah, they would probably stab you, but only if you asked.

@cryptic-glitch

here's my villainess madeline, do what you will

righto, sorry i've been gone.
anyways
MADELINE
um, bestie needs to go to therapy and bad. on second thought, she'd probably stab the poor therapist. they need better hobbies and manipulating people. okay, shit ton of enemies. i think an enemies to lovers plot would be fantastic for them. ooo, born on valentine's day! how poetic.
really. therapy would be insanely beneficial. vibing with the idkhow song, though.
jesus, 7/10 because they'd manipulate me into stupid stuff like wearing a chicken suit.

@cryptic-glitch

Dimitris please rate my immortal homie Dimitris

homie is extremely pale. so far he reminds me of Jack Frost. snake boi! i like snakes too, so that's swag. i also hate jello. what the actual fuck even is jello. he seems quite likeable and cute. i don't like french onion soup, so i don't like that.
i absolutely adore him, 11/10, he should put a red streak in his hair though.

@michael_rainer_eats_uranium group

Dimitris please rate my immortal homie Dimitris

homie is extremely pale. so far he reminds me of Jack Frost. snake boi! i like snakes too, so that's swag. i also hate jello. what the actual fuck even is jello. he seems quite likeable and cute. i don't like french onion soup, so i don't like that.
i absolutely adore him, 11/10, he should put a red streak in his hair though.

He’s supposed to be a bit tanner, but all of the picrews I used to make a pretty accurate reference (cuz I can’t draw for shit) didn’t have just the ✨perfect✨ skin tone and the closest one was way paler than I actually envisioned him

@michael_rainer_eats_uranium group

Dimitris please rate my immortal homie Dimitris

homie is extremely pale. so far he reminds me of Jack Frost. snake boi! i like snakes too, so that's swag. i also hate jello. what the actual fuck even is jello. he seems quite likeable and cute. i don't like french onion soup, so i don't like that.
i absolutely adore him, 11/10, he should put a red streak in his hair though.

He’s supposed to be a bit tanner, but all of the picrews I used to make a pretty accurate reference (cuz I can’t draw for shit) didn’t have just the ✨perfect✨ skin tone and the closest one was way paler than I actually envisioned him

Think Mammon from Obey Me, but slightly tanner, that’s the closest reference I can think of

@cryptic-glitch

Rate my child?

sorry this took so long oh my god
he cute <3 sorry about his trauma lmao same tbh
surprised that he is outgoing but go off ig
pretty swag that he shapeshifts but points off for shifting into a golden retriever instead of a dragon or a whale
uuuuuuuh 9/10 he probably stinks and isn't a dragon

Dani Jean McGhee

I wanna go,

Meet moorie deu'gro
Moorie uses she/her pronouns and is a cis female
Moorie is the wife to a dictator (name undecided) and loves to boss people about.

Moorie loves the colour green and you will never see her in any other colour (unless forced by her husband) she wears long green dresses that will usually be decorated in frills and expensive jewelry along with a straw sunhat no matter the weather.

She is strict and cruel towards anyone "lower" than her yet acts like an angel around her son Lawrence jean deu'gro and husband. Moorie loves sowing and is actually quite good despite her stubborn nature and has 'lovingly' tailored several (questionable) outfits for her rebel son.

Moorie has lots of secrets about her past which is the only thing her people like about her, they like to make up silly stories in spite of her because no matter how powerful she is the people cannot be harmed.

When moorie was little a magic weilder put a curse on her so that whenever she got angry her body would be drained of nutrients to the point of her becoming unconscious.

Fun fact: moorie hates her name because when she was born there was a very special period of time called the moorie glen star, which was a meteor shower that filled the sky (moorie then became a very common name)

Be as harsh as you want I despise moorie with all my guts

@cryptic-glitch

Please rate my spooky idiot

back again bois
from the tags, for some reason, i am getting the vibes that he is gay
why this bitch so tall?
he seems like a raccoon? if you get my drift??? i don't know. i think he'd look through trash
'what motivates him' MOTH
eye man
i sort of want to slap him but in a nice way
i think he bites people that he likes also
11/10, precious raccoon man

@cryptic-glitch

I wanna go,

Meet moorie deu'gro

slap that bitch
already points deducted for uninteresting fashion. bestie. go to abercrombie and fitch or hot topic or something by jesus
anyways
she needs therapy bad. maybe a stint in the hospital
i'm pretty sure she married the dictator of her own accord and plans to murder him to steal his position of power.
in conclusion, fuck off moorie, 1/10
thank you for your time

@cryptic-glitch

hnn have a serial killer asshole man: Tomas Selvar

Tomas
okay, already getting wack vibes from you
get a better tan you weirdo
seems to act like a dog. like literally. i bet he likes behind-the-ear scratches.
every character i review needs therapy omg
bro assisted suicide
uh, 9/10, therapy would be nice

@ElderGod-Icefire

hnn have a serial killer asshole man: Tomas Selvar

Tomas
okay, already getting wack vibes from you
get a better tan you weirdo
seems to act like a dog. like literally. i bet he likes behind-the-ear scratches.
every character i review needs therapy omg
bro assisted suicide
uh, 9/10, therapy would be nice

Sksjhxbxhxggsvsggv he needs some major therapy, yes

Deleted user

Name: Eligor (Or just Eli)
Age: 17
Gender/pronouns: He/Him they/them
Sexuality: Straight
Looks: Cloudy grey eyes with a somewhat long face. His body would be described as perfect when he takes care of it, but generally does not.
Outfit: ……Let's just say Eli doesn't give a crap about his outward appearance. He will dress how he wants and if you have a problem, then it sucks to be you. he has fabulous blonde hair (When it's clean) styled in a quiff, and they just throws together whatever is in his wardrobe, which isn't much, and then that's that.
Personality: He's a narcissistic jerk who always knows just the thing to say to creep everyone out or push anyone's buttons. They are fabulous and they know it. He can also be a bit of a hothead
Hobbies/skills: Violin
Other: Apparently his name is a game character's name but just so you know I didn't steal it xD

@cryptic-glitch

Name: Eligor (Or just Eli)

ass
go pee your pants you trash man
i'm the only one allowed to creep people out :(
he seem sort of cool, like the people in the hallway that you talk to just bc they talked to you first
uhhhhh
7/10 because he needs to learn coping skills

@cryptic-glitch

oooOOOoOOo d'ya think you could take Rune:Rune Ronin

i have yet to rate an assassin, so of course, my fellow fire-lover.
she'd definitely be friends with Kayin (my assassin) if Kayin was prone to making friends. i also have the opinion that she should chop off her hair, but that's just personal.
SWORDS ARE A MESSY WEAPON says Kayin.
overall, 10/10, bc now Kayin has a crush on her

Selcoeurl

Gonna do this again: disaster veteran, more covert disaster veteran, grease monkey, big lug. Take your pick.

we're going with the grease monkey!
hnnnn wrench wench ghaosdhalsfgoa;gsdf
she is small but would probably stab me no hesitation, based off first impressions.
i absolutely love her so far and would give her a friendly shin-kick
also would slap her, but you know how i can be
9/10, only bc if i slapped her she'd shove a wrench up my ass

Heh. Everyone seems to like Brandee, which is kinda weird when she's my newest and probably my most inchoate character.