forum The Council of Inanimate Objects

Started November 13, 2020 by @SpookyJim

tune

It is time.
Come, for the Council is in session.

Nyeh?

grabs fridge aw ya baby

yes

basically we're making a cult of inanimate objects
I'm High Chancellor stabby stick :)

grabs every inanimate object i own i'm ready

May I be,,, the second in command with,,, silver stabby-wabby? Or anything sharp really

IM HERE

grabs tv remote

I've been summoned… but what am I?

May I be,,, the second in command with,,, silver stabby-wabby? Or anything sharp really

f o r k

puts down all the stuff i s n a t c h e d okay i just have to choose one of these gimme a sec

May I be,,, the second in command with,,, silver stabby-wabby? Or anything sharp really

f o r k

but,,, silver stabby-wabby-
I have a silver stabby-wabby

Senator Remote.
It's good to see you've joined us.

or perhaps dice

yes yes

okay i have made my decision
i'm gonna have to go with my kirb plushie this time around

I want to be a meow machine'>purr machine plushie

I will grab the lighter in the bathroom

dice is good
You'll be the head of Judicial Affairs

dam nvm someone else is a plushie

I will grab the lighter in the bathroom

yes

kirb plushie has brought a stabby stick in case he must defend anyone

maybe a ukulele (I can play them)

but i want something laffy taffy

SEDCFGHBJNK<L
I'LL BE A RANDOM USED CONDOM ON THE FLOOR
im so sorry.. XD

SEDCFGHBJNK<L
I'LL BE A RANDOM USED CONDOM ON THE FLOOR
im so sorry.. XD

nOOO LMFAO

clears throat

why notttt

I'm going to be High Mom Viking Axe