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The Council of Inanimate Objects
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The issue on the table.
Secretary Dice's plan to jumpstart the economy and judicial courts.
Secretary Axe, you have the floor.Inflation bad, jobs good. There's my piece.
Thank you, Secretary Axe.
@SpookyJim
(ngl kirb is v confused right now so he's just behaving like a good pink marshmallow)
(he is and I love him for it)
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(senator remote in the background just screaminf)
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(good job keeby)
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Press Secretary Bone Dice would like to bring an issue to the table
@Space group
(I guess no one wants me involved so imma just go)
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(noh :(()
@SpookyJim
(my headcanon is that kirb used to be a general or a soldier in the military during the Great War of Sanity and once the Council's side won (headed by High Chancellor Knife), he joined them)
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Press Secretary Bone Dice would like to bring an issue to the table
Secretary Axe says you may
@SpookyJim
(I guess no one wants me involved so imma just go)
(no you just gotta wait your turn)
@SpookyJim
Press Secretary Bone Dice would like to bring an issue to the table
Secretary Axe says you may
I'll allow it.
Press Secretary, you have the floor.
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Slams hand down on table
There's a revolution brewing in the hardware technology sectors as well as the home goods sectors and it's been going on far too long.
@SpookyJim
Slams hand down on table
There's a revolution brewing in the hardware technology sectors as well as the home goods sectors and it's been going on far too long.
What say you, Press Secretary?
Do you have a solution to this revolution?
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This is sounding like Wal-Mart versus Ikea. Go on.
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Do you have a solution to this revolution?
Best rhyme ever. I rest my case
@SpookyJim
gasp
Secretary Axe.
We speak not of those cursed names here in this sacred place.
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gasp
Secretary Axe.
We speak not of those cursed names here in this sacred place.
My sincerest apologies.
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kirb is listening to everyone speak bc he doesn't know what to do so he's just gonna keep being a good boi until his turn comes
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They've made a request, taken some of my extended family, the D4's, and their request goes as follows: "We require a freedom from the rule of the council or a representative of us on the council."
@SpookyJim
Slams hand down on table
There's a revolution brewing in the hardware technology sectors as well as the home goods sectors and it's been going on far too long.What say you, Press Secretary?
Do you have a solution to this revolution?
The techies in the Hardware Technology sectors are this nation's lifeline for technological advancements. We're the greatest, most advanced nation in the world because of it. If we don't get the techies under control soon, the other sectors will fall.
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(i have a headcanon that when kirb talks he sounds like that one frog that makes noises that sound like a squeaky toy)
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Is there a need for me to declare War?
I am War Secretary Axe.
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(i found the froggo i was talking abt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds)
@SpookyJim
They've made a request, taken some of my extended family, the D4's, and their request goes as follows: "We require a freedom from the rule of the council or a representative of us on the council."
So they want to secede from the Council, then.
Interesting.
High Chancellor Knife leans forward on his big-ass desk and folds his hands together
Fellow Council Members, we cannot allow this.
Our only real option is to include a representative on the Council.
However, we need someone we can control.
Any suggestions?