forum Star Crossed Lovers: The Great Story of Drapple

Started June 22, 2020 by @Althalosian-is-the-father book

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Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

The apple was green and delicious looking but not red delicius bc those r red you dummy

Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

Sonalli bit her lip. "About that dungeon, love-" Although she had never referred to Skye as love before, she wasn't nervous because she was very confident. And a little tipsy.

Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

"KISS MY SALLOW ASS, YOU DUMB WHORE!" Snape bellowed. He thought of Luscious's luscious ass then. He had a boner but he didn't realize it because that's how biology works.

(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.

(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.

I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.

(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.

I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.

Neville looked at the beautiful green apple, unsure how he could because he was under the stairs like Harry had been and he was also alive so he was a boy who lived. "Wait why can you talk," he said.

Draco entered yellign OUTTA MY WAY IM DRACO MALFOY AND IM SPECIAL CUZ IM RICH

Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

Sonalli bit her lip. "About that dungeon, love-" Although she had never referred to Skye as love before, she wasn't nervous because she was very confident. And a little tipsy.

"COM TO MY DUNGEON BITCH AND WE CAN DO THE BANG AND GET HIGH" Skye flipped off the table and made house elves catch her bc they her slaves

Camilla was very cold. In fact, she felt naked. Her body was dotted with little raised bumps, like the ones you get when you fuck up shaving. She wrapped her plucked arms around her delicious, tender breasts and sqwuaked.

(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.

I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.

Neville looked at the beautiful green apple, unsure how he could because he was under the stairs like Harry had been and he was also alive so he was a boy who lived. "Wait why can you talk," he said.

"I am a special apple," Apple said. "Embued with the essence of a person, looking for my soulmate. But why would you know anything about that, it's not like you're a herbology student or something."

Skye gapsed deeply offended "HOW DAR YOU IM THE CHOSEN ONE AND PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG STOP HOLDING MY ASS HOSTAGE CREEPY VAMPIRE EDGY PAPA SMURF LOOKING DOOR HINGE BITCH"

Sonalli bit her lip. "About that dungeon, love-" Although she had never referred to Skye as love before, she wasn't nervous because she was very confident. And a little tipsy.

"COM TO MY DUNGEON BITCH AND WE CAN DO THE BANG AND GET HIGH" Skye flipped off the table and made house elves catch her bc they her slaves

Sonilli gasped with the excitement of someone about to get laid because that's what was happening

(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.

I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.

Neville looked at the beautiful green apple, unsure how he could because he was under the stairs like Harry had been and he was also alive so he was a boy who lived. "Wait why can you talk," he said.

"I am a special apple," Apple said. "Embued with the essence of a person, looking for my soulmate. But why would you know anything about that, it's not like you're a herbology student or something."

But I am a herbolgu student Neville said. So I love you because your a plant. And I'm straight so I can love you because yora gril plant.

Draco grabbed camilla by the chicken talons and threw her across the room cuz her chicken ass was in the way of his sexy walking

Camilla waddled through the common room. Why was everything so tall? She remembered the greasy man who'd cast a spell on her. He'd been trying to make her into a hooman, but instead only succeeded in giving her saggy old grandma breasts. Transfiguration was not his best subject. She scremed at the top of her birb lungs and tried to get to the door. She didn't make it very far before strong hands grabbed her and dropped her onto a plate.

Draco grabbed camilla by the chicken talons and threw her across the room cuz her chicken ass was in the way of his sexy walking

Camilla bit Draco's finger and plucked out a bone. She made direct eye contact with him and ate it.

(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.

I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.

Neville looked at the beautiful green apple, unsure how he could because he was under the stairs like Harry had been and he was also alive so he was a boy who lived. "Wait why can you talk," he said.

"I am a special apple," Apple said. "Embued with the essence of a person, looking for my soulmate. But why would you know anything about that, it's not like you're a herbology student or something."

But I am a herbolgu student Neville said. So I love you because your a plant. And I'm straight so I can love you because yora gril plant.

"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"

Draco screamed MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS then grabbed one of camillas chickeny feet and yanked it off, still making direct eye contact