forum crocs' fashion advice corner

Started June 17, 2020 by @croccin-champagne

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they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

thanks crocs that was actually really helpful

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

Also for research purposes, how many detached fingers? For good science, obviously.

if you give me ten minutes i'll do the math

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

Also for research purposes, how many detached fingers? For good science, obviously.

Plenty

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

Also for research purposes, how many detached fingers? For good science, obviously.

smaller frogs would be many, but more likely to squish. big frogs are less but safer. also consider carrying frogs in your hats

as for fingers, it would depend on the need to conceal. and the size of the fingers themselves

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

Also for research purposes, how many detached fingers? For good science, obviously.

smaller frogs would be many, but more likely to squish. big frogs are less but safer. also consider carrying frogs in your hats

as for fingers, it would depend on the need to conceal. and the size of the fingers themselves

Welp time to go find a pet store and figure out how many frogs I can fit in my beanie
this is why I couldn't live alone

if you give me ten minutes i'll do the math

depends on the size of the frog and the pocket, but anywhere from 5 to 9 frogs
depends on the size of the finger and the pocket, but anywhere from 15 to 21 detached fingers

Hey! Nordstrom has a great little section if you already know your body type: https://www.trunkclub.com/womens-style/female-body-types

Thank you so much! Yes, flannel is my best friend XD
I'll do what I can to get my hands on some men's clothing! I absolutely adore pockets-

hey crocs i have a kinda hard one for you. how do i dress straight enough that i could pass as straight, but like, if another lgbtq person looked at me, they would think, ah yes, this is a flaming homosexual

the question is, what's your gender identity? gotta know that first

oops sorry i'm a girl

wear flannels. all the straight girl hipsters are wearing them. around your waist or on, both work. wear a choker with it for that extra hint. wear color schemes correlating to your sexual identity. if you're allowed, you could even dye your hair in a way to match that, like the under layer of alternating bi colors or rainbows or pinks and magentas

combat boots are gay i'm sorry. especially if you have colored laces. do rainbow laces and say that you just really like the colors. do the same for converse, tennis shoes, anything. cuff your pants, especially capris. don't wear belts. and scarves aren't in season so avoid those

wear graphic tees relating to something known for lgbt rep. straight people who haven't seen the thing wont know, straights that have will likely assume you just like it. the Gays will Know. things like she-ra, voltron(tho vld is cancelled oop), wtnv, steven universe, even buzzfeed unsolved honestly just cause what's gayer than ghosts.

that's about all i have just off the bat, if you've got a preferred style i might be able to do more but

thanks crocs, i have a lot of that stuff already so this shouldn't be too hard. you're super helpful. _{i'm also like, obsessed with she ra}

i'm honestly really glad i can help, i get like extremely excited seeing a message on this chat because helping people makes me so happy

also. that's the perfect excuse to buy merch and she-ra is definitely gay code

lol you’re definitely right about she ra, and if it’s not annoying i’ll probably be on this chat a lot because i’m a useless lesbian and i’m going to prep school next year which means uniforms my arch nemesis

uniforms are like, gay fashion to the max tho

but also fair and i will answer any question to the best of my ability

Ooh can you customize your uniform at all? Like wear pins or something?
Cuz you could wear a lil She-Ra pin

thanks so much crocs and yeah i think we can. if i can get my hands on a she ra pin or something similar, i’m definitely going to wear it

I’m really liking the advice on this chat so far!
So I’ve been wanting to experiment with more masculine style. I own a couple of large flannels and sweatshirts, and I can dress from the waist up pretty masc, but I am really thicc, for lack of a better explanation, and it’s hard to hide curves. Any recommendations for bottoms? (Also it’s not that I’m uncomfy dressing super femme, I just want to mess around with new styles, and dressing up like a guy feels kinda nice from time to time)

i will always stand by buying mens clothes if you can find some that fit! belts, too, especially like the chunkier guy belts in neutral colors. boots are very good for that masc look, as well as athletic shoes. you won't be able to fully hide them but you can very easily mask them a bit. i also really like homemade cut off capri/jorts when i'm feeling masc, even if jorts are usually a fashion don't

You think I would have any luck finding men’s pants even if my legs are short? I mean, I guess I could always look in the boys’ section if height is a problem.

i do! and also remember, it's really easy to find sewing tips on pinterest and youtube for making them shorter. if you just snip snip, then fold over to hide the slight fraying, and sew, you get a cool cuff and shorter jeans!

Oh yeah lol
I sew and still briefly forgot sewing is a thing I can do.

jhdfh i don't sew but sewing is a really good way to alter any clothes that you wish you could wear but are too small, big, or long

I agree with Crocs, men's clothes slap! Men's pants have pockets that aren't garbage, and men's shirts are looser and don't have plunging necklines or cling to my boobs.

I have a question/would like some tips-
I have a rectangular body shape, I think. A small bust, hip dips, but thiccish thighs. On my "masculine" style days I wear a binder, to appear more flat (here's an extra tip, btw, for those who wear binders- if you wear shirts with patterns on it, they distract from the small bump left over.) Anyways, my question- how to I look more feminine on my "feminine" style days? I wear high waisted jeans, and usually tuck the top in, to make my hips look better, but I don't know what to do with the chest area. I have decent bras, so I don't think that's the problem. I like my body, so I don't want to make it look like I have bigger breasts than I do, but I want them to look better, ya know? Presentable, I guess. "Feminine" style days are hard for that reason. I don't know what collars suit best for my body type and stuff.

Ooh! I actually know how to help! Wear bright shirts, shirts with ruffles, shirts with any sort of difference. Chunky necklaces can help too. It'll help draw attention

but don't listen too much to me, Crocs knows way more about fashion than I do