forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Is it ever anything else

I will fight you, Lizzie. Tea. Is not. A letdown.

I'm starting to wonder if you've ever actually had any instead of just smelling it and/or steeping yourself in it

>:0

I'm wonder if you've actually had any. Because tea is great. To be honest, I'm not actually that fond of smelling tea. Only a few types do I actually enjoy smelling. But either way, tea is awesome, you wretched horsefly.

Listen here, you filthy grass clippings
Tea is disgusting. It may smell nice and look pretty, but it tastes like hot water and decaying trees. You can't change my mind.

No, no. You listen.
Tea is great, not only does it help with physical health, but it tastes great.
But, of course you'd know what a decaying tree tastes like, you lily-livered borer.

You know what decaying trees tastes like too because you drink tea :)
It does not taste great, it tastes like death, you loathsome lumpy mattress

No. I know what a great beverage tastes like because I drink tea. But if tea tastes like death, then a cup of death sounds like it'd be good. Are you sure you even had tea? Maybe all the water you drink is just tainted with the taste of all the dead trees you've eaten, you pea-brained maggot.

I've had many kinds of tea, you yellow-bellied cow shit, and I've hated every single one of them because tea is not a great beverage, it's the product of dying nature and unholy warm water.

Now you hold on, you detestable ass hound. It is not the production of dying nature. It's dead nature, thank you very much. And delicious dead nature at that. But you must have bad taste buds, because if you'd didn't, you'd be able to taste just how amazing tea is and the load of bullshit that is coming out of your mouth.

You see, it is not I with the bad taste buds, as you are the one who likes tea and you are the one spouting bullshit. But as long as we're playing the nitpick game, it's not coming out of my mouth, I'm typing it, you daft toenail. At least I don't kill nature for my tasteless hobbies.

I do not kill it. Someone else does. And it is not tasteless. And even if you believe it to be so, not nearly as tasteless as you, you puss-filled naked mole-rat. Besides, at least I don't spend my time hating on a beverage that has done no wrong. I, as well as many others, recognize tea to be a good beverage and a great way to relax too. Be it drinking tea to help you sleep, or just sitting down with a cup of tea as you read. It is a great thing that many people find time for in their everyday lives.

Tea has done wrong. It has offended many, several times, and has brainwashed the rest of the population into loving it unconditionally. Now stfu and let me read, you moldy bread

You could have read regardless, young fry of treachery!

you know what pairs well with a good book?
tea

Haha! Ella gets it.

Fluff pants chickens. I've seen this sort of thing before but never with as much volume.

I used to have chickens, but not of the fluffy pants variety

I used to have chickens, but not of the fluffy pants variety

that's sad
i like chickens with fluffy pants
they're so cuteeee

ok but quail tho
they stay cute and small like baby chicks but still lay yummy eggs with a lot of value and they’re cuddly
we had one once
she was baby
i miss her

awwww
chickens stay cute tooooo

Chickens are evil creatures that would happily peck your eyes it. Cows would also kill you. Especially calves.
Even if they are cute

nyo
chickens are cyute creatures
i love them

I was literally chased by around thirty of them when I helped a friend out in a barn.
E v i l

chickens are great
source: have had many chickens

it’s the roosters that want to murder your butt

and cows are adorable
i know my mom doesn’t like them, but aww aren’t they cute

Cows are cute, like big dumb dogs. Horses are ugly though.

Horses
Are
Beauty
Personified

what horses have you been looking at
a few of my neighbors have some and they’re precious

To me, horses are just giant bull terriers with disproportionate muscle in weird places. Also their hair looks tangly and that bothers me.

To me, horses are just giant bull terriers with disproportionate muscle in weird places. Also their hair looks tangly and that bothers me.

Finally there's someone who understands my distaste for horses!

I mean, I don't really care. I think all animals look just fine… minus quite a few breeds of dogs because I don't really like dogs and I don't find a lot of them to be cute.

Does anyone remember how exactly to play Red Rover? Because I can't and for some reason it's plaguing me. I know if you don't break through the hands you join the other team, but what happens if you do? Do you just go back to your team or does someone else go back with you? At the end, is it everyone in the big chain who's the winner and there's just like two losers or is it the people originally on that team? Because I feel like either way you'd be able to take advantage of it.
Also London Bridge. Was that a game or did you just run under your friends' hands while they sang?
These are the questions my mind asks when I'm trying to read

Horses
Are
Beauty
Personified

they are
they're also so sweet

Does anyone remember how exactly to play Red Rover? Because I can't and for some reason it's plaguing me. I know if you don't break through the hands you join the other team, but what happens if you do? Do you just go back to your team or does someone else go back with you? At the end, is it everyone in the big chain who's the winner and there's just like two losers or is it the people originally on that team? Because I feel like either way you'd be able to take advantage of it.
Also London Bridge. Was that a game or did you just run under your friends' hands while they sang?
These are the questions my mind asks when I'm trying to read

Idk Red Rover, i never played it
London Bridge…your friends made a bridge and sang, and if you were under the bridge when it collapsed, you lost